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New Canterlot


I can finally see...but not for long

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  • 74 weeks
    We've met...but not like this...

    {His name is Kaos.ZIP
    He's learning...
    ...?}


    Hello everypony. I wonder how often the word "pony" will truly make it into my next project.
    If anyone here share an equal love for cyberpunk as I and are willing to go on a weird af journey with me, please message me. This project will be my send off, my love song, my final encore...in hopes that this fandom will Never Fade Away.

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  • 197 weeks
    Looking for Proofreader

    Hey everypony, it's been a long time (and I say that like it's only been like a month instead of several years...)

    Anyways, I'm looking for a proofreader. I'm going to start back up again, and I'm going to need some help.

    Feel free to message me!

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  • 256 weeks
    I know I keep teasing at the return from the dead, but I can finally confirm it's true!

    Hello all, and I'll skip right to it since it's been literal years.

    I have over 16 pages with once scene left in the works for a new chapter of my latest story.

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    5 comments · 630 views
  • 337 weeks
    I have been super sick....so sorry if I never got back to you. Also mage-ween-probs and grammar. :)

    Wow, I've never coughed up so much humaque (phlegm?) in my life. Fever was so bad I was shaking in my bed.

    TMI?

    Eh...

    Anywho, I'm alive, so coolio. Glad to see I can stir up lots of mixed feelings on dickgirls and dickgirliness things. (Got me pointing in every direction eh-hehehehe...heh.)

    Penis!

    (Cause I know just how much so many of you love the ween LULZ.)

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  • 340 weeks
    New Story and Change of Pace

    Hey guys, I am sincerely sorry for the nearly year long hiatus. Geeeeee wiizzzzzz it's been a while!!!

    I want you all to know that I'm back and as of this minute actually working on a new story.

    "But wait! What about OctaScratch???"

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Jul
24th
2016

ZEPHYR SUCKS! CRAP STORY COMING SOON! · 4:00am Jul 24th, 2016

Because I hate this 'special' colt (as the Equestrian Board of Education would describe him), I'm going to do a short story about this guy just so his introduction as a character into FIM doesn't screw up my little EG universe I'm trying to create.

THANKS McCARTHY!!!! :pinkiesick: I WON'T BE WATCHING THAT EPISODE TWICE.

"He stinks, and I don't like him!"

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Comments ( 9 )

I still can't read or hear his name with out being reminded of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Hmm, he is a total douche, but at least you got to use that Badass Babs image!

Oh my god, is that what it feels like to see the positive side of things? How do optimists do this all day? My eyes hurt and it left a bad taste in my mouth!

I could deal with him if he didn't have such an association with Rainbow Dash. It actually angered me that Fluttershy's parents mistook her intent. She was obviously there because of the yellow Pegasus.

On the bright side, I hear that the episode made up for it by having most of Rainbow Dash's interaction be around Fluttershy.

Say, here's a funny idea. Perhaps Fluttershy should introduce her brother to a certain chaotic friend of hers.

Btw, have you come up with an idea for an EQ version of Discord?

I love shipping Dashie with other ponies but i REFUSE to see her shipped with him. :flutterrage: :twilightangry2:

Edit: Get him Babs!

Honestly I kind of like Zephyr as a character, because there are a fair few ways in which he reminds me of myself. Though one of those ways is him being kind of pathetic... so double-edged sword I guess...

I hated his guts as well. He completely ruined the episode for me. Though I did watch it a second time (in a youtube blind commentary as I'm an avid viewer of those), but that was a mistake because wasting ~20 minutes of your day voluntarily on something you know is shit is a terrible feeling.

I hate him as a person and as a character, but I did like how the episode pretty much confirmed Flutterdash was canon!

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