Pony theory of what it means episdoe 1 part 1 of 857 · 5:42pm Jul 22nd, 2016
SORRY! I tried posting my story but Meester said he cried until he puked because I was an evil person. I"M SO SORRY MEESTER! I want to be good.
I'm just really, really sick right now and maybe I should be staying home but oh well.
However. I will not send my story because I don't want everyone pouring bleach in their eyes. The philospophy it contains is very vibrant and visceral so I will post it here instead. Okay?
The most perfect-complex crystal is none of the than the beaver. This has been obvious BECAUSE HITLER (don't tell anyone I talked about hitler but it was him). But beavers don't have thumbs and they build things, right? So how can humans build things then? Humans have thumbs to build with if you believe 'modern science' or the 'bible' or anything like that but post-modern, true science shows that thumbs aren't really even there. So where does the library come from?
Here's a passage from Chapter 7.
Rarity was walking through to the library.
"Hello Rarity! XD!" says Twilight Sparkle form Episode 4. "This is a telescope!"
Rarity looked at the telescope. LOL!
"That sure is," said Rarity. "Telescopes are everywhere these days."
Then Rarity was in the library.
The telescope is a god, like the river in Mark Twain, which takes you to the star. But the library is what's important becasue RARITY is there in several episodes. This cannot be a coincidence.
Yes, every crystal is a god. They say rarity is this (because they want you to get sick!)
But actually this is Rarity.
Did you notice Rarity always melts when Pinkie Pie isn't around so as such that she is the-hoof-through-the-roof? A mad jumble that makes no sense! But stability through Pinkie, or hydrogen, encrusted into the crystals on her plot!
Rarity is a crystal and yes EVERY crystal is a god it's just what they all represent. Beavers are the most complex crystals, but if you really think about it actually Rarity is so THAT is how ponies build libraries because you donn't need thumbs to it. Rarity is there and crystalization eminates from her and into the lumber.
So from my perspective it is neccesary, if not preferable, to hold the information-which-is-like-that-is-not, which comes and goes through the crystals.
I think maybe the world-through-the gate can be a god and make sense if that's true. What do you think? Maybe you can stop being sick from that? Or maybe I should stay inside.
Part 2 is about the cyrstals that eminate into lumber and tell you which rarity is the true god for the lumber-to-begin. SEE YOU THEN!
So in other words ponies use magic to build things...
I think maybe I'm getting too used to insanity.