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"If I'm poppin' a wheelie it's cause I'm jacking your bike! Got my middle finger raised as I'm runnin' red lights!" -Charlie Scene

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Jul
16th
2016

5 fun facts about me sleeping · 7:53am Jul 16th, 2016

1. I once sleepwalked down the stairs and stayed sleeping until my normal wake-up time.
(I get up before everyone else during school.)

2. I once had a dream that accurately predicted the next day, and it was a really bad one.

3. I only remember having 1 or 2 good dreams, yet I remember countless nightmares and remember having countless more.

4. I've cut my hand, cracked a small part of the wall with my hand, pulled a back muscle, hit my head, and hit my knees while sleeping with 4th out waking up.

5. Some of my weirdest nightmares are:
a. Being in a crossover between Dead Space and Resident Evil (I wonder where it came from)
b. Being in a zombie apocalypse with a disembodied voice of Seth McFarlane telling irrelevant jokes the whole time.
c. Being chased by windows. I'm not going to tell why it happened.

I made this because I got bored.

Ad Victoriam!

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