• Member Since 30th Jun, 2013
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Pickleless

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Pickleless Joined 30th Jun, 2013 · Offline

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    Woah!! What exactly IS Humor?!

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    Okay now.

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    And boom, gone.

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Jul
12th
2016

Unfortunately, she was still teleporting around. · 6:55pm Jul 12th, 2016

"Shining, Flurry's having a heart attack!"

Report Pickleless · 511 views · #One Liners #Name Jokes #Thanks Norris
Comments ( 6 )
Scorch215
Scorch215 #1 · Jul 12th, 2016 · · ·
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This is now cannon

NorrisThePony
NorrisThePony #2 · Jul 12th, 2016 · · ·
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Looks like I accidentally killed Flurry Heart.

River Road
River Road #4 · Jul 12th, 2016 · · ·
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4086657
A cannon was most likely involved. Or should have been if it wasn't.

Teleporting is fine... you should all be glad she isn't still shooting death-rays.

Pickleless
Pickleless #6 · Jul 13th, 2016 · · ·
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4086995
The quality of conversations in my life might as well be that game.

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