Why Millenials are Pointless! (No offense but....yeah....) · 11:39pm Jul 9th, 2016

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING RANT IS MEANT AS A COMEDIC RELIEF/MASS BITCHY COMPLAINING ABOUT PEOPLE BETWEEN THE CURRENT AGES OF NEWBORN TO 16 YEARS OLD. IS IN NO WAY MEANT TO VERBALLY SLANDER UPON ANYONE BORN BETWEEN 2000 AND 2016.

OKAY....so lately I've been getting more and more irritated with millenials! One night this past weekend I was getting ready for a girl's night out with some friends. One of my friends who's like 3 years younger than me (born 2000) sees something online and she shows all of us a meme from the Rugrats Movie. Me and my other two friends laugh but the one who showed us the meme...didn't even get it. So she asks me, since I'm the 2nd oldest of the group what movie this was from. I was shocked but I still answered. She hadn't even heard of it!?! *growls*.....Another incident actually just occured a little bit ago. My 9 yr. old niece and my 6 yr. old niece were watching Netflix on my Wii. I find The Last Unicorn and put it on because I knew they'd never seen it. So instead of watching a cinematic classic such as this...they blow it off in favor of Mlp!?! ( to clarify: the 6-yr-old LOVES MLP and the 9-yr-old HATES it, but even she agreed to it!) Who does that?! Finally, I'm watching tv one morning a few weeks ago and I find out they've made a REMAKE of a classic children's television series Teletubbies. So I watch it and....I wanted to smash my tv with a sledgehammer and then bleach my eyes!!!! It was that terrible! I mean honestly! You could've just re-aired old episodes of the classic series! That and they've officially moved Sesame Street to HBO, home of some notible shows millenials are obsessed with. I CAN'T F**KING BELIEVE THIS STUFF!!!!!!.....What do you guys think? Because Kids today won't ever know much about cultural history unless they look it up on a computer/tablet/smartphone screen! As a 90's kid myself...I shake my head in shame...

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Jesse Coffey

Jesse Coffey #1 · Jul 9th, 2016 · 1 · ·

That was a pretty good satire there. I posted a blog post and TWG thread (then deleted the latter) about Imaxination1980's comments regarding Lionsgate's MLP movie (which he thinks will flop because of Lionsgate's well-known cartoon mishandling). In the YT video featuring those comments (which I embedded), he posted a comment that stated he ''wouldn't be surprised if someone misinterprets what [he] said about MLP - given that this is the Internet, but [has] high hopes [that] it [will be] a success.''

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