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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Jul
6th
2016

He's a real lady killer. · 2:27pm Jul 6th, 2016

"Hello and welcome, I am your therapist, Silent Hill."

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And that is the moment you calmly thank them for their help but you just remembered you were moving tomarroe.

Then slowly back out of the office while not removing your eyes from them till you are out the door.

Then run for your life and find a new town to live in.

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They're trying to tell me something.

SQA
SQA #3 · Jul 6th, 2016 · · ·

Well, at least he has a track record of success.

*Siren goes off*

Oh, dear...

~ Chapter: 13

*hits hidden like button*

Doctor Hill, you say?

...

Boom, butterfly effect.

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