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DATSATOILET


If you can't brighten them with your brilliance. Baffle them with your bullsh*t

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  • 388 weeks
    Dank! Dank! Dank!

    Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! NO! It's me! Trying to outrun my problems! There I go!

    Does anyone have Ifunny? If you do, my name is das_a_toilet

    13 comments · 423 views
  • 398 weeks
    WTFWTDTWT #1

    1 month ago I realised that this year I turned 16 on August 16 in 2016

    Sup wit dat?

    20 comments · 434 views
  • 400 weeks
    Sure! let me make a blog at 12:00pm!

    Why the fuck not!

    Sooooo...yes I know. Ive been out for a while. Ive been busy doing stuff and I got into a new fandom. Which is sorta bad (considering my dumbass fell in love with one of the characters of some certain Universe show) but, yea I got into that fandom and got....distracted

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  • 406 weeks
    Yay

    Today is mah birthday! Im now officially 16 years old! What am I going to do today? Well I don't know yet. So yeah

    Oh btw did you know Randompony2003 birthday was 2 days ago? So remember that when she comes back

    5 comments · 390 views
  • 406 weeks
    Omfg

    It's 1:00 Am.....and im writing horse words

    Christ, What am I doing?

    8 comments · 404 views
Jul
5th
2016

Happy 4th of July! · 1:49am Jul 5th, 2016

America
America

America, Fuck Yeah!
Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, Yeah

America, Fuck Yeah!
Freedom is the only way, Yeah

Terrorists, your game is through
'cause now you have ta answer to

America, Fuck yeah!
So lick my butt and suck on my balls

America, Fuck Yeah!
Whatcha' gonna do when we come for you now

It's the dream that we all share
It's the hope for tomorrow
(Fuck Yeah!)

McDonald's (Fuck Yeah!)
Wal-Mart (Fuck Yeah!)
The Gap (Fuck Yeah!)
Baseball (Fuck Yeah!)
The NFL (Fuck Yeah!)
Rock N' Roll (Fuck Yeah!)
The Internet (Fuck Yeah!)
Slavery (Fuck Yeah!)

Fuck Yeah!

Starbucks (Fuck Yeah!)
Disneyworld (Fuck Yeah!)
Porno (Fuck Yeah!)
Valium (Fuck Yeah!)
Reeboks (Fuck Yeah!)
Fake Tits (Fuck Yeah!)
Sushi (Fuck Yeah!)
Taco Bell (Fuck Yeah!)
Rodeos (Fuck Yeah!)
Bed, Bath and Beyond (Fuck yeah..Fuck Yeah)

Liberty (Fuck Yeah!)
Wax Lips (Fuck Yeah!)
The Alamo (Fuck Yeah!)
Band-aids (Fuck Yeah!)
Las Vegas (Fuck Yeah!)
Christmas (Fuck Yeah!)
Immigrants (Fuck Yeah!)
Popeye (Fuck Yeah!)
Democrats (Fuck Yeah!)
Republicans (..Fuck Yeah..Fuck Yeah)
Sportsmanship (...)
Books (....)

AMERICA!

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