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Beware The Carpenter


What looks white when it's glad, red when it's sad and transparent when scared; sleeps through the night yet hides from the sun, won't give its name but pretends it's a bee and enjoys rollerskating?

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  • 368 weeks
    Epic Readout

    So some guy I never heard of just did an epic readout of a story I posted about six months back; with pictures included! A few of the lines are bungled but there are corrections in the comments.

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  • 375 weeks
    Where I got it from

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  • 387 weeks
    Is this Discord?

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  • 390 weeks
    Who's that mare?

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  • 391 weeks
    Definition of "Many"

    To anyone who tried accessing me yesterday and found me blocked: I put a similar post on about a dozen groups yesterday about the TOC, and that got me a 24 hour ban under the spam law of posting the same thing in "many" different sites.

    I apologize.

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Jun
27th
2016

Things Enigma does not understand · 3:18am Jun 27th, 2016

A Loud Headache once told The Squeaky Din that watching The Very Noisy Spider play games was like;

“Seeing a hive of bees inside a bee-keeper costume. You know it can’t hurt you, but it’s still scary because you know it didn’t get that way by itself, meaning there are weird people about and you don’t know what else they’ve done. Do you understand what I’m saying?”

Enigma did not understand what The Loud Headache had been saying. Not one bit.

The Fat One spent a lot of time thinking about the things The Loud Headache had said however, but Enigma wasn’t sure why. Everything that The Loud Headache said seemed to be coded as if it was meant to confuse people. Trying to confuse people with coded messages was mean.

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