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SuperKamek


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Jun
24th
2016

The Perfect Villain · 7:36pm Jun 24th, 2016

I found a comment on deviantART I made a few years ago. Let's revisit it and see if it actually holds up!

This is the perfect villain. Not saying Fluttershy is a villain, but everything here, if combined, will grant you a perfect villain.

Mocking:
She laughs at your failed efforts to defeat her. She loves watching you fruitlessly attack her while she just yawns and giggles.

Violent Laughter:
Sadistic as all hell. All humans have a tiny bit of everything inside them, including anger, regret, sadness, or in this case, insanity.

Licking Lips:
Eating in the villain industry is an art. You can't just eat anything willy-nilly: you have to eat evilly.

Exposed Disgust:
She hates you and all the babyish things you try to do in order to stop her. She's disgusted by your very presence.

Looking down on Somebody:
She knows she's better than you in every imaginable way, thus she looks down upon you like you were an insect. What a bitch.

Secret Trait: Deception:
Nothing is more evil than pretending to be good before getting back-stabbed. A feeling of betrayal than washes over you as she laughs.

...yeah, I'd say that held up pretty well! :twilightsmile:

Comments ( 10 )

Interesting, anything on a miss pinkamena?

I'd still do her.

4046525
Not that I found. Sorry! :twilightsheepish:

4046535 Worth a shot. :pinkiecrazy:

Wow...that works so well.

4050582

I knew there was a reason Angel was such a bad bunny.

4050586
Oh...

...well holy shit, when you put it like that...

4050591

I don't really feel that way but when you think about it, it does explain it.

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