Just when I thought things were looking up, shit happened and I slit my wrist. Woohoo.
I've got the most gut wrenching cramps and have been rehearsing for a play nonstop. I have a performance in ten minutes as we speak. Currently, I'm stressing about my online class, WWIII, basically making it out of his year alive and free. It's been almost seven months since I've last driven. I'm extremely lonely and only see my friends once a month. I'm in love with someone I can never see and I
All I wanted was a prom date. My life is already falling apart so can I at least have that? The first guy I asked said he wasn't going to prom. The second was uncertain and he's flaked out on me at the last dance. The third guy I asked seemed open to going, but then we learned there's a youth group party the same day, so yeah. Fuck my life. Pardon me while I go slit my wrist.
Hey, guys! Today my friends and I hung out and did a bunch of cool shit. We played Cards Against Humanity for the first time over some cheap cookies and pineapple juice. My lil bro joined in on the fun. Then we basically went around town and took cool pics, like this one of yours truly. Hope y'all are having a good day. 
GUYS DREAMS DO COME TRUE! I JUST FOUND PINEAPPLE FRUIT CUPS IN THE BASEMENT! 
GUESS WHO'S CHOWING DOWN ON THOSE LITTLE SHITS! MM YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I'M GOING TO EAT ONE NOW AND ONE AT LUNCH TOMORROW! IF I WANT TO SNACK ON JUNK FOOD TOO BAD I'M GONNA BE EATING THOSE FRUIT CUPS AND SLURPING THAT JUICE IMMA MAKE DAMN SURE THAT MY GENITAL SECRETIONS TASTE LIKE CANDY THIS IS A SIGN FROM THE GODS 
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oh god pineapple scented pussy thats not that bad as i thought
4027468 Lol I'm not sure if I'll taste exactly like pineapple but I'll find out and post my findings.
Plus I want to be nice because last time was right after smoking weed and weed makes you bitter. 
4027475 well i might eat you up more because i do like pineapples
CUM IN MY MOUTH, ONEESAMA