Out of Context Theatre, Episode 3

The following presentation of Out of Context Theatre has been brought to you by: Hayburger.

If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in a Princess' face.

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Crystal was dumbstruck. “Why would anypony want to smell like something with ‘harrowing’ in its name?” she asked.

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This has been Out of Context Theatre. Have a pleasant evening.

Comments

[Crystal Wishes]

[PhycoKrusk]

4022984
Wha-

How-

Were you sitting there waiting for me to post something?

[Crystal Wishes]

4022992 Yes. I'm watching you. Always watching you.

Always.

[PhycoKrusk]

4023045
... that's all I get? Not even a Police reference?

Crystal Wishes, I am very disappointed in you.

[Crystal Wishes]

4023055 ugh I thought that'd be too cliche, but fine.

Every post you make.

Every word you type.

Every thought you think.

I'll be watching you.

[PhycoKrusk]

4023083
Too cliché? For me? Have you actually read any of my hackish writing or bad jokes?

Why, if nightwalker or GreyGuardPony or Bookish Delight or Monochromatic were reading this, they'd all tell you, "He's a bum who's only got bad jokes up his sleeve!"

Well, ok, nightwalker might just be critical of my lazy editing. And Guardy might just be critical of my lackadaisical writing schedule. And Booky might just say that I'm bizarrely fixated on Scootaloo punching griffons in the testicles as being the height of physical comedy. And Chrome might just harp on me for being a shameless flirt who bothers her too much (or not enough? I can never tell).

But they would definitely agree that I'm a bum!