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Sex Comedy Idea: "Stiffing the Competition" · 9:45pm Jun 8th, 2016

Freed from having to blend in, male changelings are um... modifying their dongles. I mean, they're augmenting their package. Upgrading their hardware. Improving their penetration devices. Look, they're giving themselves big fancy dicks.

Pony stallions are understandably upset.

I think this is an amazing idea. But it's an idea, not a story. How can I expand upon it to write an actual story? anyone interested in collaborating or taking it for themselves? There could be a lot of angles on this.

But no matter how big their dongle, a changeling still ain't getting anyone pregnant.
In modern society that's seen as a good thing though, isn't it?
Pony stallions are boned, aren't they?

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Shapeshifters.....masters in the bedroom...

PresentPerfect
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One changeling is 'shopping around', trying to come up with the perfect idea to modify his dick. This requires looking at a lot of changeling dicks, which leads to awkward and potentially hi-larious situations. Do changelings care about no homo? Do I look like I'm writing this story? Anyway, it's all about penis envy writ large and caught up in artist block-style angst.

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Do I look like I'm writing this story?

Maybe you could somehow put a Twilestia spin on it. Maybe Twilight's a futaling. I know how you love Twilestia.

PresentPerfect
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4009760 Actually I came up with a gimmicky story idea today, and decided to make it a twilestia story, because it will actually work well. Not the poop one. That's something else.

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I'll make a note not to shun it out of hand when it shows up.

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