Suicide · 5:39am Jun 4th, 2016
Dear Princess Celestia:
Today I drove across Southern California through rush hour traffic to stop a friend from committing suicide. She's okay now. Friendship isn't always easy or fun, but it's absolutely worth fighting for.
~Your faithful student, Super Trampoline
And if any of you ever need a friend, please don't hesitate to call me at (714) 496-3119 <3
Thanks Trampoline. You're a good friend!
But you think its a good idea to show your phone number out in the public on the internet?
3997360 I've done it a lot here. I'm not too worried.
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You're a brave champ, ya know that?
Hell, I'ma shoot a text at ya!
Super Trampoline: good friend.
I hear through the grapevine that in southern California, you practically have to drive like Mad Max to get anywhere. If that's at all true, you probably qualify as a real-life action hero now.
But in all seriousness, not everyone is lucky enough to have a friend who will do that. It's quite inspirational, actually.
Nicely done. California heavy traffic is a considerable obstacle.
Of course, the part of my brain that kicks in with inappropriate comedic thoughts just kicked in. Bleh. Go away bad jokes.