Completely Random Three-shot Story: Antgel

Hey Bronies and Pegasises out there,

after three weeks of holidays without internet, here it is, Antgel, a super-random super-crazy story, has just been approved a few hours ago. Don't try to find anything that makes sense, it's not worth it. There are at least 8 references to the original show in the first chapter(if you count smaller things too). Can you find all of them? Post in the comments if you think you have.
It's going to have three chapters, one for each of the tagged characters, with a big surprise at the end. Look forward to it, I'll try to write the other chapters as fast as possible.
Other than that, happy reading!

- Nightning