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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 57 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

    2 comments · 253 views
  • 64 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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    6 comments · 697 views
  • 93 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 592 views
  • 96 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 543 views
  • 98 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 422 views
May
23rd
2016

More Commissions · 9:07pm May 23rd, 2016

lately i'm getting mad at paypal because of transfer times and i'm poor now! :x but anyway, commissions are actually coming in nicely, so thank you to everyone who is helping w/ them.

if you wanted a commission from me and i didn't respond via PM, it's probably because i literally couldn't--fimfic is doing weird things to me w/ certain ppl. GenericUsername in particular, hit me up, i wanna work w/ you, mang!

anyone else, keep the conversation flowing, you guys all rock.

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Comments ( 4 )

Have you been checking your pm... ever?

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no, pretty much. i see that i get them via email, but i don't rly like coming onto fimfic or using the message system to communicate

On one hand I want to support you and I love your writing, but $0.05 a word is a little much, even if it sounds ridiculous to say so. A 3000-word fic would come out to be $150.

3986700 that's baseline for industry standard, and i charge it only because the idea of valuing writing is something i'm not ashamed of. that said, when i write non-fiction, i get paid $0.10-$0.15/word, and i don't have to emotionally wrench every word out of myself like a howling rat from its den. writing porn is hard work--i don't have a problem charging for that work. goodness knows art commissions have gone for much more than that.

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