It's date night for your parents. Which means you have a babysitter watching you tonight. Yet, this babysitter is different from the others. She's Princess Cadance, the newly crowned royalty-in-training. She loves her job. Perhaps, too much.
Today is the day. At 6:30 PM PST, the six members of the Barcast will be getting together to sit, reminisce, drink, talk, and answer any final questions you may have. I know I'll cry. I'll definitely laugh though too. And yell. And swear. And then cry.
Me gusta. Just got done playing Doom for the night, now I get to read the really brutal stuff.
I am really enjoying this story.
Oh...so close to being a haiku!
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It is though. did I miss something?
3944790 It's the last line that is the problem. It has six syllables, instead of the required five:
Don't(1) You(2) Trust(3) Me(4), Anon(5 & 6)?
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Shit. You're Right! Curses.
Eluded by BASIC MATH