Necromancy and Crystals · 1:56am May 11th, 2016
40 weeks… Holy crap, that’s a long time. 40 weeks since Crystal Affair last saw the light of day.
My friends, It shan’t be 41. The time is now!
You’re welcome, by the way. If it wasn’t for me, this story would be deader than Spike’s chances of ever ending up with anyone on the actual show.
You jerk, who the heck do you think you are, anyways?
Seventh Heaven, duh!
Oh God, this guy again. What do you want?
I’m here for you. With my powers of necromancy, we’re going to bring this fic back from the dead together.
You really think it’s possible? It’s been awhile. Even I forgot about this story.
Don’t you worry about that, I’ve got everything accounted for. Now, are you ready to conjure up a very special preview?
I’m ready!
Here you go everyone, a preview of the new chapter of Crystal Affair, to be released very soon! Like, an hour or two after some last minute edits are done.
Cadance sat back in the living area loveseat, hooves crossed and face scrunched. “Twilight, my weekend has been chaotic enough without him interfering.”
“Yeah, no offense, but I’m not in the mood for a lesson on undeserved reformation right now,” Spike said, shaking his head.
Twilight scoffed. “I understand that you two have reservations about him, but the bottom line is he’s the only one with the knowledge to help us.” She punctuated her statement by slamming a book onto the table in front of them. “Can you name anyone else in this book that was alive that long ago and that we know?”
Spike scratched his chin. “Well, Luna always seems to show up in situations like this? Can’t we just bring her in and call it a day?”
“Spike, I very much doubt that Luna would want us to pester her with our daily problems. She’s not just some deus ex machina, you know,” Twilight facehoofed.
“True enough,” Cadance replied. “And I guess we need all the help we can get at this point. So, other than waiting for him to randomly intrude on us, how do we get him here?”
#gethype
P.S: Tidal, please come back if you're interested! We could all make this thing happen together! 
Hey, that's me!
cool can't wait too see this
but tidal made this a thing. you can't do thing without the guy who made thing a thing. the thing won't work without the thing thing guy thing.
3936597 Well, Tidal is understanding. We've talked and i let him know he can come back whenever he wants to. He's got a lot of stuff going on is all.
3936599 but thing thing guy thing is thing thing guy. if he's okay with it, then i guess new thing thing person thing can take over for thing thing guy thing.
3936605 You've successfully raped the English language. Mad props to you.
3936610 I did it first!
3936610 i try my best. have to be a good example to dustin, you know. have to show him how to effectively destroy a language in one way or another.