That one episode with Rainbow Dash [spoilers oh no] · 6:27pm May 7th, 2016
Season 6, Episode 7
Something about Rainbow Dash
Spoilers be here, ya know?
*affixes headphones*
0:10 The otaku part of me can't help but imagine Scoots saying "Senpai notice me!"
0:17 I love how the Rainbow Dash Stalker Club was not a one off thing.
0:58 Is it just me or does Spitfire's color scheme change ever so slightly each time I see her? Now that I'm looking closely it really does...my gosh! Why are there ponies stalking RD when clearly we need to be keeping tabs on Spitfire...she's a changeling!
Okay, I'm not serious on the changeling part (well, just maybe...) but somebody/pony/jellocup really needs to stalk Spitfire and get to the bottom of this.
1:25 My face everytime I publish a new story. Or see a cookie, ecxept when I see a cookie I typically look more like your friendly neighborhood megalomaniac.
*As I'm listening to the theme song* Has anyone ever tried dipping a cookie in jello? It sounds really good, like that time that I dunked a fired chicken sandwich in butterscotch pudding that happened to have sprinkles in it which is a great idea.
Any comments question this will be glared at.
2:08 I wonder what sort of weird stuff would happen if you spill Kool-Aid on a cloud house.
3:34 I am soooooo tempted to make a Venn diagram comparing my ego to Dash's. And it just so happened that I paused when Twilight was being mildly cute.
Save me.
4:01 Skittles Factory returns!
4:11 That gateway looks very similar to something I'd see on Rainbow Road in Mario Kart...heheheh
*eye twitch*
4:20 I want Spitfire to be in a really surreal PSA. Wait...did I just use the word 'surreal' to describe something I came up with at four twenty...
...I did, didn't I?
...Well, umm...
*coughs slightly* Moving on...
5:52 Admist the anarchy that befell the pegasai in that fleeting moment, the wind-sock (they're toatally called that, right?) in the background waved onward in the breeze, thus achieving enlightenment.
6:44 Oh my gosh...that was a real tone shift there...normal to OH MY GOSH IT SCARRED HER FOR LIFE. Rainbow Crash Out Of Nowhere.
Please save me.
*Hears the echo of "Hello darkness, my old friend..." in the background*
This scares me.
7:20 If she doesn't clean up soon, I'm gonna be calling her Rainbow Trash (it's like white trash but with more color!)
8:45 ...This episode is trying to scare me.
I can feel it.
9:36 Okay if they're going to do a 'Having the Dream Is Better than Living It' thing here I'm going to be greatly disappointed. It's only her first day! Stuff like this happens a lot! The Wonderbolts all seem to have a bit of jerk in them but they aren't malicious jerks! They do seem to be trying to help her and their current attitude could be chalked up to a teasing sense of humor and the fact that they are a close group who just had a new member thrown in-it's bound to mess things up for a while!
Hmph.
It feels like the Mane 6 are just being an impatient pity party right now.
"...I've come to talk with you again..."
NopleasestopI'llgiveyouthesoulsofchildrenifyougoawaywegetitthankyouverymuch.
10:12 YES APPLEJACK, THANK YOU! FOR BEING A RATIONAL INDIVIDUAL YOU GET THE SOULS OF LIKE TEN CHILDREN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
10:29 Twilight, being the runner-up gets the souls of five human children. Rarity gets none because her advice can be preceived (I haven't the faintest idea how to spell that...) as 'Just bee an attention whore, Dashie!'
10:59 Rainbow Dash has mid-life crisis...?!
*slouches down in chair and weeps like a slug*
"...Because a vision softly creeping / Left its seeds while I was sleeping..."
*continues to weep like a slug*
11:14 Two ponies have acted like AJ so far...is this a trend?
"...And the vision that was planted in my brain / Still remains within the sound of silence..."
I really hope that's not a trend. Maybe if I hit it with a broom enough it will go away, no?
12:07 BE. YOURSELF.
12:36 Spitfire's face is my reaction to that pun.
"...In restless dreams I walked alone / Narrow streets of cobblestone..."
Also, that.
13:02 I feel ya, Sorain, I feel ya. I really do.
"...'Neath the halo of a street lamp / I turned my collar to the cold and damp..."
What if I light the broom on fire?
14:23 I want candy floss but instead all I got was-
"...When my eyes were stabbed
By the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence..."
-that, apparently.
20:33 Conformity, eh? Umm, NO! What Orwellian nightmare is going to follow this...?!
HAVE DYSTOPIAS IN FICTION TAUGHT US NOTHING?!
NOTHING?!
21:32 Did...did they just put Dash propaganda in there...?
Excuse me...I'll be in my bunker with nothing except, myself, my laptop, my insanity, and-
"...the sound of silence..."
I should have seen that one coming....darn it.
Okay, let's see here:
Episode Opinion: Kinda fishy but mostly I was sorta distracted by thoughts of a mysterious food item obscured by holy light, whispering words understood by no mortal tongue. Perhaps it was the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Anyway, I'm hungry.
So there's your nice and concise ep. opinion.
As for some updates, I recently released part two of Fever Dreams as well as a new one-shot about Sunset Shimmer.
PleasereadthemsothesoundofsilencewillvanishIcan'ttakeitanymore.
All I ever wanted was candy floss.
Save me from this pizza existence.
This episode was interesting to say the least.