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Jake The Army Guy


Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

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May
6th
2016

Birthday Drunken Livestream · 8:30pm May 6th, 2016

Howdy howdy, everyone! First and foremost, as always, adorable Applejack:


Now with bonus Adorable Twilight!

Now then. As it says, tomorrow there will be yet another installment of what I hope to be a monthly drunk livestream. Returning this month will be Captain Unstoppable, Archonix, and Professor Plum. Sadly, Aquaman will not be joining us due to being a lil beeyotch having a prior engagement. However, we have added bonuses this time! Joining us will be the adorable The Masked Ferret, playing the role of Drunk Wrangler since she doesn't drink, and Golden Vision, who will be playing the part of Distracted by XCOM2 and Giant Horse Dongs. Expect drunken shenanigans, miniature horse discussion, and expletives as Geeves gets his tender butthole raped by aliens.

This stream also marks a special occasion, as tomorrow is my... ugh, 31st birthday. Fuck, I'm getting old. But anywho! Link will be posted to a new blog when the stream starts, around 8:00 PM Eastern time tomorrow. As per last time, please leave any questions or topics you would like discussed below. Thanks, and hope to see you there!

Until then stay safe, stay free, and stay metal! Jake The Army Guy out!

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Comments ( 5 )

Yeah, saw this pic posted by Captain Unstoppable. Anyways, glad to hear you're another year older.

Happy birthday-eve, ya crusty fuck. :heart:

Happy B-day, dude. Be sure to have a good time.

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