A Terrible Idea

Gah, why am I having these strange urges to try my hand out at shipping. But not just any shipping, the worst paired, most awkward ships I can think of. Like Celestia Applejack. I don't even know. Part of me wants to do it just for the lols, the rational part of me wants to shoot the other part. Good thing I'm not a super motivated writer guy, or one of these could make its way into reality. They'll probably never see the light of day, hopefully. (But I want to though..) There you are! Get back where you belong. (But I don't wanna) Now! Gah, look at what you're making me do. I'm having an argument with myself. (Nope that's all you. This would stop if you just gave into writing one) Why you...

Also, I may be just the tiniest bit crazy. (Just a little bit?)
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