May
2nd
2016
400 · 11:14pm May 2nd, 2016
As we slowly approach Letters' 4th anniversary, I've noticed that today, the story has crossed another milestone.
400 downvotes.
This is very concerning to me, comparing it to the 4500+ upvotes it has, bringing the story's ratio to a rather abysmal 92%.
I guess I'd better start writing more fetish stories, those are never downvoted.
Maybe also making things more politically correct would help too. I'm sorry, but an anonymous voting system is just too important to ignore, folks.
Speaking as someone writing two fetish stories and just wishing I could get that kind of percentage....
PBBBBT.
But. Please keep writing.
pbbbbbt.
Why do you even try, bro? Time to go stalk another fanfiction site. Might I suggest GI Joe?
Kidding! Love your work!
3914332 Not sure if I'm sensing the sarcasm is not.
I've not seen a single fetish story above 75‰.
Well when you address major political issues and since every letter has some sex, gay, fetish, racist and other bad jokes yeah its going to get shot down somewhat. That's the risk you signed up for when you started the letters. Just saying.
3914353 Is the satire in this blog seriously going over everyone's heads?
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Not everyone.
3914352 I'm just being silly, it's that kind of day. And I have, actually-- either very popular fetishes, very popular authors, or very new fics that have only popped up on a few feeds, or some combination of them all.
3914358 Nope. As soon as I read it, I knew you were just kidding. You, politically correct? Ha! That'll be the day.
And maybe make Twilight less of a bitch, Make her friendly and good and sickeningly sweet. However, to do this, you are going to need to rewrite one hundred sixty-one chapters and almost seventy-five thousand words. Are you up to the challenge? I know you are. After all you are the one who wrote all those sequels to [insert other authors' bad-end story here]! Good luck!
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Damn... that grain of salt I had to take with this blog dwarfed Tom!
Combine the most repulsive fetishes you can think of and go from there. You're guaranteed to get only upvotes as whatever you come out with will be 100% original.
We need more people offended. 400 is so low! In a world where chalk can be used to send death threats and bathrooms are more important than terrorism, 400 is too damn small! I want more! I demand moar!
Don't you dare listen to the angel on your shoulder. Get rid of him and always listen to the demon on your other shoulder.
there is nothing correct about politics
, but seriously congratz
3914722 the sad thing is? you might actually somehow be right
You could always write a Conversion Bureau story. Those never get downvoted.
An abysmal 92%? To me that is a spectacular upvote percentage.
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You
3915409 Uhm, sorry? I don't quite understand.
3915415 I am very, very surprised at the people reading this blog entry that did not notice that the entire thing is dripping with satire and sarcasm.
3915418 Oh, yeah. Ugh. Now I feel totally stupid. XD
Should've known since you don't let those things get to you.
Sorry for not thinking. XD
3915418 As someone who hopes to someday be thought of fondly, I feel compelled to say, in the defense of the people who missed the joke, Satire and Sarcasm are notoriously easy to miss in print.
As a barely functional paranoid misanthrope, I say heck with it, let them miss the joke and laugh at them.
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WELP. Color me derpy I guess, I thought you were serious until I read the comments.
I detected the sarcasm but this is internet, it pays to be sure.
3915418 Satire? Sarcasm? Really?
Cassandra never gets downvotes.