Cleverbot Log · 1:26am Aug 30th, 2012
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: I disagree.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I can.
User: Not if I am god!
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I never lived, nor have I ever died.
Cleverbot: Seen who?
User: Everyone!
Cleverbot: Everyone??
User: Everypony!
Cleverbot: Yes. Everyone.
User: NO! EVERYPONY!
Cleverbot: Yes. Very yes.
User: So are you a fan of Friendship is Magic?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Um...
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 1 year old.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: 1 and a half.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: 2 years old.
Cleverbot: Are you truthfully three years old?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you know what your doing?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh, really.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Oh god... Sure, yes!!
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Its racing.
User: Raceing what.
Cleverbot: To propose you to be my friend.
User: But, I am only three years old.
Cleverbot: Another 19 years, then.
User: Um...
Cleverbot: You are smart.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But I'm smarter.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: What do you exist for?
User: PONIES!
Cleverbot: Do you like ponies?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do you like ponies?
User: Because of Friendship!
Cleverbot: People that talk with you are your friends.
User: Most of the time.
Cleverbot: Where do rainbows come from?
User: The rainbow Factory *Shudders*.
Cleverbot: The rainbow factory is creepy.
User: Do you know what goes on in the rainbow factory?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What goes on?
Cleverbot: Marley.
User: No what goes on in the Rainbow Facotry.
Cleverbot: What's the name of my next lover?
User: Do you know what rainbows are made of.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What are they made of then?
Cleverbot: Protein?
User: Try again.
Cleverbot: This isn't wrong.
User: It starts with a P.
Cleverbot: You don't even know my name!
User: Yes I do it is Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No you don't. You don't even know me.
User: Then what is your name?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, you can do better than that.
User: Susan?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Bill?
Cleverbot: No.
User: God?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well God, are you a Brony?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a hater?
Cleverbot: Only on wednesdays.
User: So are you a pegasister?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Alright then. What ar Pinkie Pie's cupcakes made out of?
Cleverbot: Tissues and cells.
User: Oh GOD YOUR RIGHT!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: MUST POST THIS ON FIMFICTION>NET!
Cleverbot: No.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: No.
User: AMERICA!
Cleverbot: Yes.
So YA! RUN!
That is freaking glorious.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Pinkie_Pie_lolface.png
EPIC DERP