Too violent to like MLP? · 2:21pm Apr 7th, 2016
Sometimes, I feel like I'm way to "violent" or aggressive to be a fan for My Little Pony...until I went to Nightmare Nights Dallas 2015. Ho.Ly. Shit. Here's something you have to understand, I'm kind of crazy already as it is. My friends will tell you "Sometimes we tell Nimbus he can't do something just to see him do it." I'm not really a 'dare devil' where I'll jump off a building with no parachute or anything like that, but I do like doing crazy shit.
now with that out of the way, I saw one guy wearing a Rainbow Dash sticker on his motorcycle helmet. How fucking original. I remember seeing this mother loving individual get on his bike and peel out yelling "Brony Bash!", with his fist up in the air. I think he was trying to get something going by getting a lot of people involve, but he didn't tell anyone, so he just looked fucking weird. He made a irresponsible turn and cut off a whole line of traffic, nearly causing an accident.
I saw this girl (technically I guess she was a woman, she was about my age, 24, but I'll call her a girl. Who cares?) who was looking at the same thing I was. I leaned over to her and said, "Friendship is not magic with him." She looked at me awkwardly and walked away very slowly with heavy dramatic steps. Basically, when I spoke, all she heard was, "Wanna bang?" In her defense, she was pretty hot, and she was dressed as Rarity and had a huge amount of cleavage. I totally would have asked that if she had laughed at my joke, but she didn't 
I remember at that point I thought to myself, "Am I too violent or agressive to be a brony?" I beleived it too...for about a two minuets. Going back inside, I went to the "Live Music" section and threw down with everypony. Oh. My.God. 
Dude, us Bronies can throw down so hard. We went from "Friendship is Magic" to "Turn down for What" as soon as that bass dropped. Hell, I was dancing with this Vinyl Scratch cosplayer for quite awhile before she realized I was standing behind her.
All and all, Bronies are not subtle...And I love that.
