Obligatory April Fools Post

The following are all true:
Star Trek: Voyager was not terrible.
Jar Jar was the best Star Wars character.
Zootopia sucks.
There is nothing in MCU that gets me excited on a near daily basis.
I wasn't salty at all about certain plot elements in the season 6 premiere.
I am not obsessed with Stardew Valley, and Penny is not best waifu.
There was no delay in new chapters since January.
Said no delay was not caused by a major bout of depression that lasted until 1-2 weeks ago.
The next SCS is not almost finished.
I do not have a short preview planned for that chapter.
That nonexistent preview will not be posted once there is only one scene left to write.
There are plenty of fine, non fast food eateries in the Sacramento area that offer take out.
Deadpool sucks.
BvS rules.
I'll be seeing all of you at BABScon in a few weeks. Get it? Because nobody reading this lives nearby.
I did not freak out when I got to the end of Daredevil S2E8, and what I didn't freak out over wasn't the thing I wanted most for that season.
The number 2 thing wasn't a Jessica cameo.
I really don't need a new camera.
I could not go for a burger right now.
I really don't want to write Dawn Shimmer more than any other characters I've created to date.
None of Dawn's stories will be heavily influenced by Equestria Girls or MCU or Marvel in general.
I didn't cry when Kylo Ren did that one thing. You know the one.
Sugar Sprinkles is best LPS character.
Silver Spoon is worst filly.
Aria is worst ssiren.
Sugarcoat is worst Crystal Prep.

This wasn't posted one minute before midnight my time just to make you think it is all true.

Heh heh heh. I'm great at tricking everyone like this.