But since I posted my most recent story it has gotten over three hundred reads in under three days and a whole lot of comments. So color me dopamine and serotonin flush!
Mar
30th
2016
Couldn't resist... · 10:23pm Mar 30th, 2016
So, someone had the poor taste to post a challenge asking for really bad puns a changeling would make.
Naturally I couldn't resist:
Bad
Pony: "I hear you broke up with your marefriend!"
Changeling: "Yeah. I thought she loved me for who I am, but all she really wanted was to change me!"Even worse
Changeling holds up a sign: "Free hugs!"
Pony walks up, frowns, turns up his muzzle and trots away mumbling: "Gosh-darned junky!"Edit: Rock bottom
Pony meets two changelings in a bar. "Hey, why aren't you two disguised as ponies?
Changeling 1: "Why waste the energy?"
Changeling 2: "Yeah. They serve beer here, ya know!"
Lol nice
Something bugs me about these puns.
Like something is missing.
But I can't put my feeler on it...
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Sorry for laying this on you. I guess when I have a pun in the oven it just stings me until I let hatch and emerge from its chrysalis, abuzz and making a beeline straight into the hive of unsuspecting minds.