Procrastination, we need to talk... · 2:20am Mar 25th, 2016
Procrastination, I'm afraid we can't see each other anymore. I know that we have had many good times together, and those are times I will never forget... However, I think we both know that this has been a long time coming. I mean, I would have gotten to it sooner, but let's face it, you've rubbed off on me quite a bit, Pro.
Alas, I think we both know that I'm better off without you. While I enjoy your company and your encouragement of my hobbies and relaxation, your encouragement has been more detrimental than I care to admit. And, not to sound shady, but I know that I'm not the only one you've been seeing. Don't act so shocked, my friends have told me ALL about you. What did I expect from you, though?
Anyway... This isn't working out. I mean, since you love messing with people so much, even if it's fun, we're getting tired of it. Every time I'm with you it only ends badly.
Oh, don't you get an attitude with me! I just want to live my life without you around the corner threatening me! Wait, hat do you mean this was sudden? I already told you this was a long time coming! ...Wait, how do you know about my research papers? That's ridiculous, you're not doing anything about those-- Oh dammit.
That's it, I'm getting a divorce.
Great. Now Procrastination is gonna be looking for a rebound, and it's gonna find one in the rest of us.
…Well, it would, if I haven't been seeing Procrastination on-and-off for the last however long.
I'M SORRY
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It's OK, I should have figured that Pro was seeing some of my online peers as well. Pro loves to get around, don't they?
Ahaha, I can relate
I'm confused and I aet a lot of gum
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
PRO HAS BEEN CHEATING ME WITH YOU?! OH, THE HORROR!
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That's it, me and Pro are over, that two timing jerk.
(But, in all seriousness, I feel your pain. I, too, am a victim of procrastination)
Don't mistake yourself. Procrastination will always reside deep within the darkness of your being.
Yep, procrastination should probably go to jail for being such an asshole.... But I don't think I can live without him.