Spitting Bars · 2:35am Mar 19th, 2016

I've just been obsessed with rap battles lately, haven't I? I was just freestyling against my mate Prince Conjure, and the result was a deliciously nerdy, surprisingly fire session. I thought I'd share it with you.

Prince_Conjure: Don't watch me on YouTube, your screen'll get cracked. Don't catch me in the streets, your face'll get bashed.

chillbook1: You said you wanna battle, but I doubt you wanna box. Your whole game is overrated; Toby Fox

Prince_Conjure: You think your raps hurt me? I'll doubt I'll be dissed. I'm the protagonist of this WHOLE game: Frisk

chillbook1: You step up to me? You'll end up in a coffin. My game is unexpected, out of nowhere like Scott Cawthon

Prince_Conjure: Your game is casual, kinda like Clash of Clans. My game is elite, the best like Borderlands.

chillbook1: Your rhyme scheme is weak, don't know what you're here for. I'm looking at you like grub, you could call this Gears of War

Prince_Conjure: I can see your end. Your blighted end and fall. Best watch up from above. You're under my Titanfall.

chillbook1: My name is well-known, talked about from LA to Odessa. All you spit is a buggy mess, from Bethesda

Prince_Conjure: My rhymes are quick and slick. You don't even know they hit, BAM. I eat up all my competitors like I'm Pacman

chillbook1: I'm leagues above, nothing you could do could ever harm me. I'm about to straight kill this game: ATARI!!!

Prince_Conjure: I reaching into my bag of tricks: I'll go deeper. My competitors never see me coming. I'm a creeper.

chillbook1: You think that you're spooky, but I'm scarier. You can't kill this boss, there's always more: Terraria. You started this battle but have yet to attack me. I couldn't be more unkillable if I was made by Miyazaki

Prince_Conjure: I'll rip you up, leave you bloody and gory. Y'all lines got me drooling on the mic, you bore me. Your lines are delivered way too poorly, so let me put them together like I'm directing Lego Story

chillbook1: Your boy Silver's been doing this for free, he thinks you may owe em. What you think is a free is also a gun, call him Silver Oum

Prince_Conjure: What are you even doing? Is that even a retort? I'm improvising this entire thing and it's good. Call me Rick and Mort-... y!

chillbook1: As soon as you challenged me, you shoulda known you lost. My bars are straight Harmonious like they were wrote by Lauren Faust

Prince_Conjure: Your lines are too weak. I'm nailing on the cross. My lines are the best in the business, they rival Big Boss.

chillbook1: You want this to end? One more line, I'll say fine then, I throw quick punches that don't chin-scrape like Raiden. I'm straight action-packed, like I was designed by Platinum. They call me Silver, but fuck that and gold, cause I'm PURE PLATINUM

Prince_Conjure: Your lines are all white. They're extremely bland. I'm ending this in one fell swoop. ONE. PUNCH. MAN. GONE!!!!

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