You call that a Hiatus!? · 5:41pm Mar 6th, 2016
As many of you are probably now aware, we have been deceived. I cruel trick has been played on all of us, and I, for one, won't stand for it. The release date for the first episode of season 6 has been revealed, March 26'th for those living under a rock or enjoying their lives, and the gap between season 5 and 6 is a lot smaller than we were expecting, something that makes me very angry. How dare they do this, the nerve of Hasbro, to call this a hiatus. It's four months. Four bucking months! That's not a hiatus, that's a short breather. I have never been so insulted by something so small since my last relationship.
Now, you may be asking why I'm so angry at this. Well, it's not because Hasbro must have some kind of slave labour thing going on to get it out so fast. For you to understand this, one thing must be explained: I am British, and have therefore been brought up to wait patiently and passive aggressively in lines. I was taught that good things come to those who wait, and great things come to those that wait so long that all hope is replaced by pain, something I do regularly. But this, this half-assed attempt at a hiatus involves no waiting. Honestly, the time in this hiatus is equal to sin(this hiatus).
Now I was expecting something more along the lines of the season 3 hiatus. 2 months and 2 years that hiatus lasted, with only rainbow rocks and the occasional good season 4 episode to keep us going. (I do not wish to offend those who like season 4, but I was not one of those people.) Now that was a hiatus. and as a reward, we were gifted with the perfection that was season 5. There will be no pain this time. I almost feel silly by giving a fic to help the drought, because this was a just a random dry day in the rainy season.
Guys, I'm begging you all. Stand with me. Together we can fight this injustice. We can't be the one fandom that never waits, the Sherlock fandom will never forgive us. I have already sent Hasbro a strongly worded letter, something that's pretty much an act of war here. I hope you all will follow suit.
Yours sincerely,
a random but angry British guy.
I don't know, 12 weeks to create an episode... probably means there was no hiatus at all.
I'm, not sure if you mean sin as in cosine, and tangent. or Sin in some other meaning.
3794497 When x equals sin(x), X is as close to 0 as you can get without it being 0. Hense sin(hiatus) equalling hiatus means that the hiatus lasted as close to no time as possible without it not existing at all.
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