Ahhhh, hindsight. You bitch. · 9:50pm Mar 1st, 2016
There are times when I really must look back and say, "Wow, past ZOMG. Wow. You ruined a perfectly good opportunity for something, and now I can only say what an utter dullard you are."
You see, I've been working with some ... alternative headcanon for everyone's favorite Lovehorse in TGN, and I decided to use a bit that I felt would help Twilight overcome a few issues (no spoilers for you!).
It's nothing big, really. I just wish I'd not been so goddamn lazy and made chapter titles. Why? Because after just having written chapter 25 and knowing what's coming up for 26, I have just come up with two great things:
1) A brilliant wham line to end 25 on.
2) What would've been an utterly amazing name for 26 IF I'D NAMED THE GODDAMN CHAPTERS!
Pictured: me.
Worst writer. 0/10.
1) Delete blog post
2) Name all chapters so it's not conspicuous
3) Profit
3786451 You did it wrong. It's:
1) Delete blog post.
2) Name all chapters so it's not conspicuous.
3) ???
4) Profit.
How about either go back and name all the other chapters.
Or
Now this is going to sound crazy but how about you just name ch 26 what you want to name it and leave the rest alone?
3786469 But then it won't be consistent!
I'd also have to stop being a lazy sod now and rename all the old chapters retroactively :P
3786464
No, YOU did it wrong.
1. Delete blog post
2. Cry in the corner a bit about the dullard comment
3. Select spot for own grave
4. Rename chapters
5. Delete chapters
6. Pussout and reupload chapters sans names.
7. Booze
8. ???
9. Profit
3786488 :0
3786483 Well then get off your lazy rear end and
Welcome to being creative. You think you have it bad? At least one webcomic artist can make themselves cry by reading their own archive...
I like that picture, BTW.
Alas,
BabylonCanterlotI would expect nothing less from Firespit horse.
We showpony fans, we know everything from the start. *nod*
3786502
10. Talk to Corporate
11. Suck a dude's dick
12. Get some chicken strips
13. Chop your balls off
14. Meet a talking fish
15. Fuck his brains out
...
So go name all the fuckin' chapters?
3786628 Ugh. But that's logical. And it sounds like work. And I just wanna whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
3786630 Bitch, ain't nobody got time for that. Go name your goddamned chapters.
Got to do everything my fuckin' self. NEXT IN LINE!
If it makes you feel better, you could probably use the chapter name here, and not many people would hate you.
You know what people do when they don't want to work but still want to profit ? They ask someone else to do the work for them .
Why don't you ask us readers to come up with names for each chapter ?
)
(Versus credit where it's due and your eternal gratitude... oh , and your soul.
Ah, hindsight. What a maliciously helpful trollop.
3787070 I kinda like this idea...