Aug
24th
2012
I return!... Again! · 5:01am Aug 24th, 2012
To all readers who have been with me since the beginning and those of you who recently joined me I am proud to say...
I'm back. No legal problems either.
Also I enlisted so have been busy with Army obligations. I'm an E-1 that's a Private for any civvies.
So I ask you people a simple question.
Start a new story or finish an older one?
With that I leave you this. Because I can.
Yes that was a tiny bike. XD
FINISH ONE OF YOUR DAMN STORIES!
Private Wubsy!
308076 Yes?
308074 I understand you're anger. Sorry will get back on The Strange Pair.
308080
OMFG YOU NOTICED MY EXISTENCE..
308081 *Manly Squee of joy.*
308083 I know right. I am trying to get better with that. -Thought bubble- "Damn mortals..."
308085
That's a line I say every day in geometry.
308084 Sounds like someone is happy. Good to see anyone reads my shit.
308090 A new one for ya.
“Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain” ~ Friedrich von Schiller
308109 I've taken up my late grandma's habit of saying "oh hell" every few minutes. It's quite entertaining, I did it during the middle of an exam, REALLY loudly. It's replaced my loud stomach growling in situational awkwardness. So, yeah. Good to have you back. OH GOD POSTULATES!
308116 Better than this?
During physical exam for enlistment.
-Trying to pee into a cup with Sgt watching me-
Me: Sir?
Sgt: Yes?
Me: Can you tell me I'm pretty?
Everyone almost pissed themselves.
308129 Brb, changing pants.
Once I had to pee into a cup for a medical exam.
In the bathroom. Trying to piss. Random guy starts singing "three way" by Lonely Island in the stall next to me.
Guy next to him joins in.
This really old dude (75+) walks in, looks around, and starts singing Lady Gaga's part. Loudly.
And that is how I discovered that I had an ulcer in my stomach.
And that piss stains clothes.
This was in the Portsmouth Naval Medical Center.
308148 You sir get a cookie for that one.
If you ever feel like chatting send a PM you earned that much. XD
308157 I have many stories, most are true, such as that one. Just 2 or 3 weeks ago, during band camp, all the guys took off their shirts. Now, I'm really white, like, almost translucent, glow-in-the-dark, white. My section leader told everyone to put on sunglasses to prevent me from blinding them. They did. We played songs my slapping our stomachs that day, t'was fun. Later, we were inside, so they put me in a closet and had me crack my knuckles to see if I worked like a glowstick. They said I looked a shade brighter than before.
308173
Kids really creep me out...
Also I feel the same... Russians are really white compared to the rest of the world.
308212
Damn, that's creepy for 0216
308268 Eyup!
308270 I'm sleepin' with my knife tonight, thanks to that...abomination. G'night, sleep tight, don't let the slenderman bite.
that guy on the tiny bike is a legend
308364 Eyup.
I think having my dick in my hand helped me with that one. XD
308360 73rd Army Division. Raiders... I just hope we are better than the football team. XD