I, on the other hand, am enjoying my current bachelor status.
Nova Digi Log: Answers and Updates · 9:31pm Feb 16th, 2016
Hey-O subscribers! Nova here with Loli Beats and Rox Candy! So, they only got one question.
Professor Tacitus (and Tacitus) asked:
I find myself with so little knowledge of Loli and Roxy, so please tell me all you can about yourselves. Also, will either of you date Tacitus? I fear he may be losing it, and a mare might help him.
I heard that!
You were meant to.
Girls?
Well, I like music, Halloween, scary stuff, pranks...
Let's not forget your hair!
Oh yeah! I love hair styling!
No kidding! You have a different one every other day!
Hey, it's what I'm good at! Same way you're good in the ring!
SSSSHHHHH!!! We agreed to keep that a secret!
Why?
Gah! Ignoring that part, I'm pretty much the fancy one here.
The fancy tomboy.
Can it, Your Royal Gothness! Anyway, aside from having an excellent sense of taste, food and otherwise, I'm also great with gems. My spare time is usually spent going through catalogs, looking for the next designer item to spend my money on or using that money to help people who need it.
Keep in mind, she's not always this sweet.
Yes I am! I only change when people, like you, get on my nerves!
Hehehe. As for the dating thing, sorry. My eyes are on somepony else. Roxy, on the other hand...
Don't just try to pawn me off on some other stallion! I've got enough of 'em to deal with already, most of which are either brutish, savages or just desperate. Ain't nobody got time for that!
Well, you definitely make time to beat them into the ground.
Only if they overstep their bounds... but maybe. I'm not seeing anyone at the moment, but maybe. I keep getting these weird letters from some secret admirer.
And they don't seem like total jerks. Better act fast, Tacitus!
Listen to Loli. Before someone else manages to serenade Roxy!
Ain't nobody got time for that either! Serenades are the one way to guarantee I don't fall for you.
Thanks, girls.
Now, update on Harmony Gems. I've been trying to complete the final chapter of the Nox arc, but school has refused to give me time to spare. It's also been killing my creative flare and this is one story I definitely want to stick to. However, I've started a Valentines special for said story (I know it's late, but blame school; who the hell gives homework over the weekend when said weekend includes V-Day?!). So that's something to look forward to. Hoping to have it out in a few days. That should keep you guys entertained until I can find time and inspiration to finish up the arc finale.
Again, sorry for the delays.
Roxy, you wouldn't happen to be interested in a mare would you?
*Rolls eyes*
3759104 You sound just like Loli.
Hey!
But honestly... Never asked myself that. Maybe? I don't know. No mare seems to have given me that warm fuzzy feeling yet. Then again, no guy has either. Guess we play the waiting game.
Yes!
3759127 Warm and Fuzzy hmm...? Too bad I'm always cold, but I have the longest fluffiest fur of any pony I know? Does fluffy equal fuzzy?
Spots, she's talking about mental-bonds, not actual temperature -slash- fuzziness.
3759147 ... Yeeeaaah... What she said.
Hisssssss!
3759169 Not to be rude but I'm a stallion... It's the mane and the voice isn't it? Nopony ever looks at my face! Just my mane.
3759209 Oh, hehe. Sorry.
Actually, I don't think I even know your name.
3759215 Um... my name? um...
Go on tell her.
Um... J.D. My name is J.D.
*Rolls Eyes*
3759245 Well, it's a pleasure to meet you.
And believe me, you're not the only who has that problem. Dawn had that issue for a while. Still does.
Hey! Don't drag me into this!
So it really isn't the first time I've made that mistake. Sorry.
3759257 The pleasure is mine. *bows slightly*
Sure... it is. *huffs*
3759271 Smooth. But someone already tried the bowing thing. Didn't really trip me.
Points for effort, though.
Spotlight, is it? If you're as bored as I am, just do what I do: Bonk 'em on the head.
I will hammer you into the ground!
GAH! Just, um, make sure you're bigger, faster, and less likely to get killed in the process.
3759290 What!? And yes, I was the one who organized the thing with the picture of you... *boops loli*
Wha... what do you mean? Did I do something wrong? Why so much hostility? *curls up a bit*
I came in and saw a full on conversation going. Hey Tacitus! You best be getting on the ball if you want a chance to date Roxy!
I don't need your help to get a date! I'm perfectly capable of finding a girl on my own. I just...don't fell like doing it right now.
You've been going over that Minos manuscript for a week, get out and try talking to a girl.
I can talk to girls!
Do it now then.
...
3759307 Awww! Thanks! *hugs Spotlight*
Sorry, J.D. Seems you're as lost as I am.
3759981 Tacitus! You're losing some serious ground over here!
3760091 Go on then casanova (oh my god, you should've changed your name to Casa Nova for Valentines Day), show me you cantalk to a girl.
Fine, I will. Just...um...okay,uh...okay...ahem...okay.
Cmon man.
Don't rush me! *Inhale. Exhale.* HI.
Suave.
3760425 Uh-huh.
Rox!
Never said I was going to make it easy on him.
Good.
IKR? Maybe next year.
3760435 Right...I'll leave you alone forever now...
Dude, cmon. Just try.
So, uh...it's nice to meet you Roxy. What...what does your Cutie Mark stand for?
3760444 My strength and my love of anything sweet. Yours?
3760456 My love of history and ancient civiliztions.
Well done buddy. No stuttering. Keep going.
Well...w-well...I like your mane...
So close.
3760465 So very close.
But thanks.
3760470 *Sigh* Look, I'm not very good at this and it's clear that you have no romantic interest in me. So before I embarres myself any further, can I be bold enough to ask for your friendship and leave it at that?
3760476 Well in my experience, one does not simply fall for someone after a conversation lasting four sentences... not for real anyway.
Don't be gettin' all philosophical. Just spit it out!
Jeez. Zero subtlety. Anyway, I wouldn't mind a friendship. Always happy to get as many of 'em as possible. But I hope you realize the consequences if you're just playing a game to get something out of me?
Ignore her. She wouldn't hurt a fly... can't say the same for a golem or a timberwolf, though...
Grrrrr... So anyway, personally, you should've tried harder and maybe, just maybe, I might have considered being a bit... softer.
3760489 To be honest, I have very little experience with...stuff like this. And I'm not exactly the most confident stallion. But no, I would never dream of "playing games" with you or anyone. That's not me.
3760494 Well then we'll get along fine.
Yes!!!
Who knows? Maybe I can hitch you with Loli.
Who's pawning who on who now?
3760495 That might be nice.
But for real, it's not much of a stretch to assume I'll be a bachelor for a while. And I'm okay with that.
Well I'm not! And neither are the shippers!
I'll find love when the time is right, and with the right girl, just like everyone else. Nothing you can do about it.
3760542 I hear that.
What do you know about love?
Hey, the heart on my Cutie Mark ain't just for show and it ain't just for music, ya know.
Well, looks like shippers are gonna have to wait a while...
3760941 hasn't stopped them so far
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
~Wishy
3760970 True dat.
3762004
Wait, wha-
Let's not. Please.
*grumble*
Wait... Wishbone... Cielle... who the hell are the other two? I don't know you.
3762134 Oh, right. I'm Cyclone, the boring one is Tempest.
Not boring, sane!
Whatever.
~Wishy
3763896
I Recognize that conversation!!!
Huh? Really?
Oh yeah... Welp, welcome to my blogs.
3763905 Coolio.
So, your names are Loli and Rox, yes?
~Wishy
3763908
Yep yep yep!
Mhm.
3763912 So, Lolipop and Rocky Road, you two fight at all?
This is why I have no friends.
~Wishy
3763916
Whatchu call me?!
Roxy, chill. This is why you have no friends.
I've got plenty!
We don't normally fight.
She just seems to get a kick from annoying the hell outta me.
3763931 What? No, like, nit eachother, just in general.
She's addicted to Combat.
~Wishy
3763949
Oh. Yeah, that's very one-sided. She doesn't seem to bother me as much as I bother her.
If you stayed in the same room with yourself, you'd probably understand why.
Ouch! Meanie! Well, she tries to hit me. But I'm a Pegasus/Vampony. So yeah, not an easy target. Not even for a world renowned fighter like her.
What part of "We don't talk about that," did you not get?!
... All of it. Hehe.
3763964 OH SNAP! Shots fired, yo!
Did you actually just say 'yo' unironically?
I think she did.
~Wishy
3763966
Jeez freaking luiz! Don't encourage her!
Many shots have been fired! It's one of the few ways to sober her up.
Hsssssssss!
Wait, dod you just do that vampire hiss at me? Awwww!
Stop it! Now who's being annoying?
That what you get!
3763966
Jeez freaking luiz! Don't encourage her!
Many shots have been fired! It's one of the few ways to sober her up.
Hsssssssss!
Wait, did you just do that vampire hiss at me? Awwww!
Stop it! Now who's being annoying?
That what you get!
3763997 I could make a fourtune off of recording this...
~Wishy
3764002
Don't.
Do! And I want a cut!
What for?
Stuff!
3764024 Did somebody say cut?
No, dear, like, a share of the money. Sorry, no swords.
Cielle's something of a Knight, if she hasn't told you.
Heh, I try.
~Wishy
3764047
Figured.
Meh. I'm more into katanas amd giant scissors.
Straight up fists. Right here.
3764055 I prefer 'Sword fanatic with a sense of justice', but whatever.
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAY!
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAY!
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAY!
~Wishy
3764061 Uh... what? Something wrong with giant weaponized scissors?
They're more effective that people think.
Never underestimate the effectiveness of oversized scissors!