MWhen You Least Expect It
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Berry Punch has a horrible secret she doesn't want the other ponies to know. She avoids parties, avoids friends, avoids alcohol. But one fateful night, she can't avoid running into someone who actually seems to understand what she's going through.
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anonpencil · 15k words · 926 28 · 12k views

So, a few things... · 3:58am Feb 15th, 2016

First of, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.
I mean that shit too. I want it to be happy for you. If you comment on this post at all, or ask, I'll post you a Valentines day card on here. I'm not kidding. I really meant it when I said last time that I FUCKING LOVE THIS STUPID HOLIDAY and who knows. Maybe you just want to get a valentine from someone today, and I'm up for that.

Second...This shit happened.

What in the...

But really, I'm not sure what to say. I had 'When The Bough Breaks' featured for like all of three hours in non-mature, but this is my first full fledged featured story. AND IT'S SERIOUS. No laughs, no giggles, no punchline, no jokes. Just sad, sex, and romance. But...yeah. You guys helped make that happen. I couldn't have asked for a better Valentine's day gift from you all. It also lands me on page 5 for most stories. So there's that.
So...thank you. Sincerely. It's Valentines day, so I can afford to be a little mushy.

And to the one person who I seem to have really pissed off: I am really impressed. I'm not kidding.
The fact that you took the TIME to go through and downvote every single one of my stories, AND some of my comments? No, really, I'm impressed you took the time and effort! That's the act of someone I've offended personally, so...wow! Way to go, bro! Not sure what I did, but glad I touched your life so intimately.

Last of all, I will be helping Flutterpriest with his live Twitch stream tomorrow. More details on that on his fimfiction page, but if you wanna come see me and be shit, ask me questions, ask him questions, watch him game, etc. Come on over and do that.

Again. Thanks for everything guys. I'll be back to my asshole self tomorrow.

-Pencil