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The Hat Man

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

The Hat Man Joined 25th Mar, 2015 · Offline

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  • 6 days
    How Many Times Does Trixie Actually Say "I"?

    One of Trixie's best-known traits in the fandom is that she speaks in the third person all the time. But does she really? Turns out, no one has ever counted the times she says "I." Until now...

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    12 comments · 182 views

  • 6 days
    Reference/Inspiration List for "Where Black Seas Lap the Shores of Dead Stars"

    Rather than litter the author's notes with references in my usual style, I thought I'd try something a little different. So, for the curious, I've made a separate blog post of all the references and allusions you might have missed!

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    5 comments · 64 views

  • 1 week
    "Iron Horse" fans: New Robot Story news!

    Hello, robot fans! Knowing the gorgeous, tasteful people you are, I have two things that might be of interest to you...

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    4 comments · 209 views

  • 1 week
    New Story: "Where Black Seas Lap the Shores of Dead Stars"

    Featuring references to Star Trek, Greek tragedies, and the Moody Blues! And yes, it has robots in it. (No, not that one.) I'm really proud of this one, folks, so I hope you read it and let me know if you enjoy it. Love ya lots, folks!

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    2 comments · 63 views

  • 8 weeks
    Hat Man Reviews: "Haze" by Bandy!

    Haze is a story that is filled with big ideas: Cloud empires. Flying earth ponies. Ancient religions. Superpower-inducing fungi. Unfortunately, much like the mushroom-munching ponies in this story, this story might be biting off more than it can handle…

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    6 comments · 151 views
Feb
14th
2016

"The Iron Horse" Updates Soon! · 7:01pm Feb 14th, 2016

Howdy, folks! Looks like I'm going to have to slightly fudge on my "2 weeks" deadline for the next chapter. It's all written and just needs editing and an illustration (which I think is very cute, by the way), so it should be good to go either tomorrow or the day after (Monday or Tuesday, respectively).

True story, though... if the readers had voted for the shipping chapter rather than the Applejack arc, today, Valentine's Day Hearts and Hooves Day, would have been the release date for all your lovey-dovey needs. :heart: Ah well, greeting card holidays are overrated anyhow. :twilightblush:

See you soon!

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Comments ( 4 )
Black Hoof
Black Hoof #1 · Feb 14th, 2016 · · ·
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Good... good...

Lancerlot
Lancerlot #2 · Feb 14th, 2016 · · ·
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Valentine's Day is a "greeting-card" holiday? Neigh! 'Tis ever so much more! It is based in its entirety upon SEX!

No, sincerely... We should change its name to, "Try to get lucky" day. :raritywink:

The Hat Man
The Hat Man #3 · Feb 14th, 2016 · · ·
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3754083

We should change its name to, "Try to get lucky" day. :raritywink:

Don't need a holiday for that, son. :ajsmug:

Lancerlot
Lancerlot #4 · Feb 14th, 2016 · · ·
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3754125
Well, sure... but the chances are better when everybody's got the same idea on the same day.

(I calculated it three times!> :twilightsmile: :trollestia: <That's my girl!)

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