Everyday!

Everyday, dude. Every mother loving (<<<I'm going to use that somewhere in a fic soon) day, I see the same freaking banner. MEET PEGASISTERS! BRONY MATE! and then to top it off, you have to look at a (impressively) attractive OC winking at you and smiling. She's like an evil temptress. "Hey, how's it going? How about you come on over here and see what I'm all about?"

Then I'm all, "Garsh!"

Plus, it's that time of year again. Yep, you know what I'm talking about. A lot of

And a ton of

And let's not forget

Last but not least

ok, that last one was for myself, but you get the point.

It's all just sad temptations I may give into because love is in the air. I hate that. I'm giving in though. Maybe I might find somepony on Brony Mate, maybe I find a stalker.

LET THE ADVENTURE BEGIN!