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UniqueSKD


Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

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Feb
9th
2016

Where to find the most beautiful woman or most handsome man in the world... · 1:43am Feb 9th, 2016

Look in a mirror at the person staring back at you

Comments ( 28 )

AJE#OHQHLQH

Sorry I died. I fond the perfect soul mate

3742135 I'm very glad for you, and you flatter me so much. You are a lady on the other end of the screen, right? XD

But what if you're a vampire?:trollestia:

3742140 #Is a man

3742143 Then I made this very awkward for us both.

My work here is done. Enjoy your mirror soul mate, my good loyal friend. :)

3742142 What about it?

Vampires have reflections. They still exist on a physical plane of existence. It's a ridiculous misconception that needs to die.

Besides, the idea of vampires having no reflections only came about because of a misunderstanding of presentation. I forget which book the whole 'no reflection thing' was first featured, but the purpose of the vampire in that book having no reflection was meant to represent his disdain for looking at himself because he saw only a monster. He DID have a reflection, it was just that from his point of view he imagined having no reflection so he didn't have to see the bloodthirsty creature of the night he was.

So you'v just been given a free lesson there, AND I've help make you feel more appealing to women/men. And that's why they call me awesome.

3742171 Are you inviting me to a game of 52 card cut-up, putah?

I looked into a mirror and saw you UniqueSKD. Wait... this is a computer.

3742262 No, it was indeed a mirror. I just like your bedroom.

That wallpaper new?

3742169
Uh...:rainbowhuh:

It's not a "misconception." It's mythology.

What if you're so vain you end up trapped by your reflection?
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The first panel of the excellent Phoebe and Her Unicorn (formerly Heavenly Nostrils)

3742307 At least you have yourself for company then.

3742279 Are you sure? Or have you...pfft...'Lost' your 'Marbles'?

I love your name so much. Just want to scribble it on a sex doll and take it to bed with me so in the morning I wake up to the sight of 'Lost Marbles'.

But I'd have to be careful where I put the sex doll afterwards though, in case I slip on those 'Lost Marbles' and hurt my back.

Was this gag funny or amusing? Please take the survey down below and let us know!

Was it funny or not?

- Meh, it was alright

- That was the worst joke I've ever heard, and I've seen Foodfight!

- This survey is dumb...but I like the colored text, very classy

3742329 Well, I'm standing up here on the surface, mate. YOU'RE the one who's, technically put, 'so deep'. Ku ku ku ku! XD

3742331
Hey, depending on who you ask, vampires...
-can turn into bats
-can't come inside unless invited
-can't cross running water
-burn with holy water
-can turn other virgins into vampires
-hop
-sparkle:facehoof:

And as for that joke... that was a joke?:rainbowhuh:

3742354 Screw my sense of humor. I'm finished with this site now. I'm out. XD

Oh, and since when do vampires need permission to enter your home and drink your blood?

The same applies when I'm staring into the abyss.

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-tyler "gorgeous freeman' roach

3742276
Unfortunately there's no wallpaper for that matter...
So Valentines is coming up...
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3751552 Can I just say that picture is freaking adorable?

3751576 You could also be my (asexual aromantic) ((Yes, I know that's just friendship)) Valentine!

3753467 That's the weirdest thing I have heard in ages. And I've heard a lot of weird shit.

But it's also one of the most considerate and kindest weirdest things I've heard.

3753537 I'll take that as a yes! Our anniversary shall be February 14th.

Check out the other comment I left you too! (On your Unravel post)

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