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The Hat Man


Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

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  • Sunday
    How Many Times Does Trixie Actually Say "I"?

    One of Trixie's best-known traits in the fandom is that she speaks in the third person all the time. But does she really? Turns out, no one has ever counted the times she says "I." Until now...

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    6 comments · 126 views
  • Saturday
    Reference/Inspiration List for "Where Black Seas Lap the Shores of Dead Stars"

    Rather than litter the author's notes with references in my usual style, I thought I'd try something a little different. So, for the curious, I've made a separate blog post of all the references and allusions you might have missed!

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    3 comments · 33 views
  • Friday
    "Iron Horse" fans: New Robot Story news!

    Hello, robot fans! Knowing the gorgeous, tasteful people you are, I have two things that might be of interest to you...

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    3 comments · 176 views
  • Wednesday
    New Story: "Where Black Seas Lap the Shores of Dead Stars"

    Featuring references to Star Trek, Greek tragedies, and the Moody Blues! And yes, it has robots in it. (No, not that one.) I'm really proud of this one, folks, so I hope you read it and let me know if you enjoy it. Love ya lots, folks!

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    0 comments · 50 views
  • 8 weeks
    Hat Man Reviews: "Haze" by Bandy!

    Haze is a story that is filled with big ideas: Cloud empires. Flying earth ponies. Ancient religions. Superpower-inducing fungi. Unfortunately, much like the mushroom-munching ponies in this story, this story might be biting off more than it can handle…

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    6 comments · 144 views
Jan
29th
2016

YEEEEHAAAW!! Applejack's Arc is Next! · 3:15am Jan 29th, 2016

Wow. I really expected folks to go with shipping, but I am pleasantly surprised to see that so many of you love Applejack just as much as I do!

No, not that kind! ...Although yeah, I do like that kind of Applejack too. I might just have to make me a Jack Collins to celebrate here. :ajsmug:

But no, I mean this kind!

Oh for the love of... NO!

Yeeeah, that's the fruit-themed horse we all know and love!

So, yeah, looks like the vast majority of you want to see Applejack's arc next and I shall deliver. For those of you clamoring to see Turing Test on the subject of relationships, not to worry! It'll still happen, just a bit later.

But in the meantime, raise yer glasses of cider and lemme hear yer best "Yeeehaw!" because it's Applejack's time to shine!

Comments ( 8 )

Yehaa! Applejack for the win! :ajsmug:

I cannot wait! God, It's taken way too long for this to happen!

No ones looking forward to the romance more then me, but it's best to have applejacks ark finished before we get to the romance. I can't wait to see Turing touch hovies with her lover.

I received this bottle at Christmas. :rainbowwild:

Looking forward to it. :)

I'm sure Applejack will be just thrilled to find out about Turing's new ability to lie! After all, it's not like Honesty is important to her or anything, right? :ajbemused:

Well.... this will be interesting!

I've been waiting for this for so long. This should be fun. :D

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