• Member Since 19th Jul, 2012
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GorisTheDeathclaw


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  • 594 weeks
    350 FOLLOWERS

    WOW

    I have 350 followers now - that's like half the population of the entire world!

    To celebrate, let's have an ALL-NIGHT PARTY-NIGHT RAVE-EXTRAORDINAIRE THAT TAKES FOREVER TO LOAD

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    8 comments · 1,043 views
  • 598 weeks
    AND THE BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOST DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY

    I know this video is REALLY old news and everyone already saw this years ago, but I felt like making a new blog post to bump that DEPRESSING PREVIOUS BLOG POST off my profile page, so have this FILLER BLOG POST WITH A VIDEO THAT YOU HAVE ALMOST DEFINITELY ALREADY SEEN 9000 TIMES AND ARE PROBABLY SICK OF

    24 comments · 582 views
  • 599 weeks
    THE WORST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ANYONE EVER

    Okay, BIG NEWS: I have decided the only thing I can do now is LITERALLY KILL MYSELF

    Basically I forgot to delete my history and my parents and brother found my FiMFiction account. I walked in to all 3 of them gathered around the PC screen. Upon closer inspection, I noticed they were on this site, reading one of my stories (the Spitfire one).

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    55 comments · 765 views
  • 604 weeks
    300 FOLLOWERS

    Because I am a retard, I completely failed to notice that my follower count has ROLLED PAST 300. It's on 303 right now.

    Which means it's time for the 300 FOLLOWERS MOVIE NIGHT ALL-NIGHT RAVE BONANZA DREAMCAST PARTY MARATHON.

    Or, alternatively, I'll just use this blog post say "Thanks for following me" to all 303 of you.

    Oh, and here's a THANKYOU VIDEO THAT ISN'T EVEN MADE BY ME

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    13 comments · 577 views
Aug
20th
2012

200 Followers! · 6:47pm Aug 20th, 2012

This is really awesome. I never expected to get this many followers.
Thanks to everyone who's following me!

Here is a THANK-YOU VIDEO:

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Comments ( 22 )

My little bro showed it earlier.
Gongratulations!

So... sniff... heartwarming. You're welcome, dog. So welcome.

Oh, and you're welcome too, Goris. Thanks for being awesome.

This is an amazing thank-you video... So any news on the hitmen.:trixieshiftright:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowhuh:

Here's a "You're welcome" video:
[youtube=CYNa7OtmGzY]

You deserve it. And the hitmen too.

I was your 7th follower! I am lucky!!:moustache:

I have made it a point to NEVER read your work on a full bladder

299782
I don't think they're still alive.

299926 Well I Goris did say at least one of them survived in the last blog.

299941 That was the Max Payne hitman, he's kinda hard to kill. He would be going to kill you but he's sick with the flu. Be back Monday tho, I'll be filling in till then, just got to get my slow mos right.

I followed you before you got 50 followers. :heart:

299758
Here, you receive the 151st follower badge!
:eeyup: < it's basically just a picture of Big Mac

299782
I'm building my secret hitman army. It's confidential. :trixieshiftleft: :trixieshiftright: :trixieshiftleft: :trixieshiftright:

299872
Here, you receive the 7th follower badge!
:eeyup:

299923
:trollestia:

300030
The Max Payne hitman has become the new hitman leader. He does slow-motion dives through windows and stuff. He's great.

301803
Here, you receive the PRE-50 followers badge!
:eeyup: < like the other 2 badges, it's basically a picture of Big Mac's head

301959 Also, Max Payne is astonishingly hard to kill, thank god I got training from him, now I can slow mo dive (slow mo dives out window, falls 40 stories)

301959 Hey I was here before the 50 followers mark.

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In that case, you also receive the pre-50 followers badge! Wear it with pride:

:eeyup:

Why you no make story with... A girl this time! Just to clarify I'm a boy.

303706
You mean a story where the hero is a girl?
That's an interesting idea. :raritystarry:

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