If you ask it, I shall answer.

Okay, that was pretty lame, but yeah, this is an AMA blog. So ask me anything.

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What's the weather where you're at? Are you freezing your pants off indoors like me? (Lame but I'm geniually curious)

[The Sexy Assistant]

Do you sleep with the lights on?

[Twi-Fi]

3688181 On and off rain storms, but not terribly cold... yet. A cold-front is rumored to move through here soon. And my house is near impossible to heat due to crappy design and construction methods used here.
3688217 I just snuggle my Applejack at night. But no.

[JockeTF]

How would you describe the floofiness of alpacas?

[Twi-Fi]

3688925 Hey you can't ask me that again—Ah crap I did say anything didn't I?

Alpacas are the fluffiest of the fluffy to ever fluff. Floofy.

[JockeTF]

3688977

Ah, no. Last time I asked about the fluffiness of alpacas. It's a completely different question!

Alpacas sure are floofy though, so thank you for the answer!

[BerginatorGaming]

Who is your favorite Princess?

[Innocent shypony]

How are you doing lately? I hope everything will be fine around you

[Mayhew Cullen]

Would say that Sweetiebloom is invalid because Rarijack or because Scootabelle?

In a silly universe of Twidash and Rarijack, can Flutterpie still = Limestoneshy?

If the previous answer is yes, does this validate Pinkie le Flour? If so, is there ever any real reason to not ship Pinkie with a bag of flour?

Where is Waldo?

Have you seen my keys?

Is there anything to gain in life by theorizing the existence, or lack there of, of a best pony?

How many questions have I asked so far?

What can be determined when asking for the product of mass times velocity of an unladen tortoise.

Is Kevin Bacon made of bacon or some evil bacon substitute? i.e. turkey bacon.

Does the mustached dragon hold the key to true happiness?

Is true happiness derived from the abuse of the afformentioned dragon?

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor, on the bed post overnight?

Okay I'm done.

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3688872 Lucky you

[Twi-Fi]

3689342

Who is your favorite Princess?

Luna
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How are you doing lately? I hope everything will be fine around you

Why thank you. Everything is going well at the moment.
3689551
Okay here we go:

Would say that Sweetiebloom is invalid because Rarijack or because Scootabelle?

Scootabelle makes everything invalid.

In a silly universe of Twidash and Rarijack, can Flutterpie still = Limestoneshy?

I don't see why not. Although Twidash-verse isn't silly.

If the previous answer is yes, does this validate Pinkie le Flour? If so, is there ever any real reason to not ship Pinkie with a bag of flour?

This totally does, but since Pinkie smashes them over her head, it might be an abusive relationship... unless the bag of flour is into that sort of thing.

Where is Waldo?

Only Pinkie knows...

Have you seen my keys?

No, but they will be in the last place you look.

Is there anything to gain in life by theorizing the existence, or lack there of, of a best pony?

No. It's a frivolous pursuit and the fast-track to insanity—all ponies are too cute.

How many questions have I asked so far?

All of them.

What can be determined when asking for the product of mass times velocity of an unladen tortoise.

African or European tortoise?

Is Kevin Bacon made of bacon or some evil bacon substitute? i.e. turkey bacon.

He is bacon. Unless he's the bad guy, then he's evil bacon. Unless he's the jerk turned good guy, then he's raw bacon that gets cooked.

Does the mustached dragon hold the key to true happiness?

The dragon has a mustache, true happiness is invalid.

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor, on the bed post overnight?

Error! Error! Error!

Okay I'm done.

Twilight says that's not a question.

[Mayhew Cullen]

3690456 All hail Luna! Or at least Mayhew cuddles Luna plush

African or European tortoise?

What? I don't know that. Agh!

This totally does, but since Pinkie smashes them over her head, it might be an abusive relationship... unless the bag of flour is into that sort of thing.

Yeah, speaking of which, I need to get back to work on that smutty smut fic.

Sorry for the non question Twilight, and thanks for the well thought out answers. Also I love song references that make Sweetie Bot's OS crash, that'll teach her for trying to run Windows ME on a Mac...

Which does sound like Sweetie writing a first person Big Mac ship fic... All hail Sweetie Belle, fan fic writer. Strangely I want to write a Scootabelle story now. It would be first person in the form of Sweetie writing a diary... yeah I could make that pretty fun. Sorry for ending up thinking of fan fiction to write in comments at you.

[BellChime]

I don't know if you're still doing this, but you are then what are your current plans for cutie mark bandits?

[Twi-Fi]

4402145 This blog is two week shy of being one year old but sure. I never specified a deadline, so fair enough.

I have no plans to continue Cutie Mark Bandits. I've lost the notes long ago, and the plot was out of sequence, so I have no idea how to continue it. It would need a complete rewrite, but I just don't have much motivation to revamp it.