Spoiler for Star Wars, twenty years late

Just something that I found amazing.

Still haven't seen Force Awakens yet. Maybe I'll wait for the special edition, with extra future CGI yeah?

Comments

[Walabio]

The new movie is crap. I would not bother. I recommend that you rewatch a New Hope:

It has an astromechdroid on a desertplanet with information critical to the Empire. The baddy casing the droid wears a mask. The Droid meets someone forcesensitive. The Empire finds them, but they the escape on the Millennium Falcon. The Empire destroys a planet. The protagonists meet up with the freedom-fighters and destroy the Planet-killing superweapon using an attack-run of X-Wings.

I got off track; I was suppose to tell you why you should see a New Hope, but I accidently summarized the new movie:

¡The new movie is a bad remake of a New Hope! ¡It does not even have grandeur!:

The galaxy is small, containing just a new hundred stars, so close together that one can literally see the planets orbiting other stars in the daytime sky, in real time. Gone is the Star Wars Galaxy over 100 thousand parsecs across, with over an hundred billion stars, a billion inhabited planets, a trillion uninhabited planets, and sextillion sentient biologicals and as many sentient droids. ¡The new galaxy is claustrophobic!

The new movie is a bad remake, which cannot even be said to take place in the same universe of the previous 6 movies.