Jan
6th
2016
About me · 4:45pm Jan 6th, 2016
I know that all my bio says is 'Hi, I'm The Corn.' And I also never give much away about myself, so I thought I'd tell you some basic information.
Name: The Corn. You don't need to know my real name.
Age: Somewhere under 100 years old. You don't need to know my exact age.
Gender: Either male or female. Why do you wanna know?!
Hair colour: Brown... But that's all you get to know!!!
Eye colour: Nobody knows! Mwa ha ha ha ha......
THE EXACT LOCATION OF MY HOUSE: Earth.
So... That's all you need to know about me! If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
The Corn, signing out.
You don't know your eye color!
And...and...I know your specific location! Thank goodness it's in my own galaxy. Phew.
3668743 Yep! I have no idea what my eye colour is! I've been living in a cave all my life with no mirrors. Who knows how I get an Internet signal!
3670372
So, you're disclosing that you are currently stationed somewhere subterranean? Good to know.
3670375 Wait.... Why are you so interested in where I live. Are you writing this down or something?! The Corn: Lives on Earth, in cave.
3670378
Nooo. I'd never do anything of the sort. I certainly wouldn't just contact all my spelunking friends just to find out where you are specifically. Why would I do such a crazed thing? It's not like I'd have a reason to, you know, meet you or mail you something.
3670388
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... Erm... Neither would I?
3670391
Indeed, and it sure would be a shame if someone were to just happen to figure it out and send you mint-flavored water monthly. What treachery!
3670405 Mint flavoured water?!?! Such tragedy!
3670446
Let's not talk about such morose things. Think of the children!
3670553 Oh my, the children... Yes, happy thoughts
3670671
Yes, happy thoughts...like personal security that comes with living in a cave...
3670737 Caves make good homes. But not so good for those scared of the dark...
3670921
I'd say the same of crypts. Of course, kids tend to fear the dark.
3671353 Mostly kids, but adults too.
3672358
Yes, but I thought we were still thinking of the children.
3672399 We are, but we must not leave the adults out. Many adults can act like children too.
3672469
True, although that doesn't necessarily make them afraid of the dark, either.
Some are molded by the darkness.
3672526 Some are moulded by the darkness... I am moulded by popcorn.
3718817
a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/i/pinkieishappyplz.png?1 Good to know.