Based Shit posting

First Consul Lorenzo: Seal
be online
Mohammad Ah-Lee: no
First Consul Lorenzo: and yet here you are
did you see the episode with Sato
Mohammad Ah-Lee: ?
First Consul Lorenzo: happened round four hours ago
Sato had a hissyfit
Mohammad Ah-Lee: >And it's hard to determine when Lorry is being serious or not, since he's always condescending

200% correct
First Consul Lorenzo: oh come on
you know I am based shitposter
Mohammad Ah-Lee: no you’re just a closet Sato
First Consul Lorenzo: what is a closet Sato
Mohammad Ah-Lee: like a Sato, but trying way to fucking hard not to be one
First Consul Lorenzo: what are the traits of "A Sato"
I'm not as fucky edgy as he is
Mohammad Ah-Lee: Sato is the toppestkek, you have all the humour of an office clerk
First Consul Lorenzo:

<<< I hold on to grudges forever[11:09 AM] Sato Cracker:

<<< I'm never happy[11:36 AM] Sato Cracker:

<<< I am worst friend[11:37 AM] Sato Cracker:

<<< But in all seriousness, I'm an asshole and not a particularly good friend, on account I dunnut gib much of a shit aboot you other peoples
First Consul Lorenzo: Sato is the toppestkek, you have all the humour of an office clerkI asked for similarities and you give a difference
Mohammad Ah-Lee: On 2015-12-29, at 2:28 AM, Mohammad Lee wrote:
> like a Sato, but trying way to fucking hard not to be one
First Consul Lorenzo: make sense plox:
also
Mohammad Ah-Lee: I’m saying that you come off as so different that it seems fake as fuck
First Consul Lorenzo: what?
I'm sorry
did you just pull a 360
Mohammad Ah-Lee: like a gay guy who’s in the closet, acting all hyper masculine and using the word faggot extra liberally
First Consul Lorenzo: the average repubicain senator yeah,
so what am I doing to be different to Sato?
be unfunny to hide the fact that I'm toppestkek?
Mohammad Ah-Lee: he has a sense of humor
Mohammad Ah-Lee: you don't
First Consul Lorenzo: I wouldn't say that
Mohammad Ah-Lee: the closest to amusement I’ve ever seen from you has been you congratulating Wlam’s fun killing activities
First Consul Lorenzo: I'm sorry that I don't cater to your comedic desires Seal
Are you saying I'm doing that on purpose
Mohammad Ah-Lee: yes
First Consul Lorenzo: ...
why?
so people don't think I'm like Sato?
Mohammad Ah-Lee: there’s literally no other way someone can come off as constantly ticked as you do
First Consul Lorenzo: I know you're having me on here but I want to know where this going
the only way I can be perceived by you to be constanly ticked is trying to not be Sato?
Mohammad Ah-Lee: yes
First Consul Lorenzo: I was wrong Seal
truely
you are the most based shitposter
Mohammad Ah-Lee: and don’t you ever fucking forget it