Dec
16th
2015
God, There are like a million possible witty titles for this blog. And at least one story idea. · 6:21pm Dec 16th, 2015
Expectation: My ADHD pills will help me focus and get a ton of writing done!
Reality: My ADHD pills helped me masturbate for 5 straight hours!
( this is a large part of why I failed college, by the way)
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#Masturbation
#real life
#Focalin
#I was going to write a story last night
#There's nothing wrong with masturbation but this happens every time I take my meds at night to stay up and get something done
#I've poisoned my brain to the point where it's hard for me to get off to anything that isn't BDSM
That... has to hurt. Like, seriously.
oh dear
I hope you used plenty of lube.
Yeah ... that was my thought as well ... what happened after the five hours? Emergency Room care?
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3622355 after I finally orgasmed I browsed tumblr for like half an hour, went out to my car to get 2 more pills and my laptop chord in hopes of still doing some writing, then ended masturbating another 2.5 hours anyway, because that takes less effort than writing pony words.
3622361 I don't usually use lube. I haven't seemed to suffer for it. Penis skin is flexible and not anchored to the shaft, yo (TMI).
Just a little sore, but I've gone longer before. The other problem is that this medication boosts my self
Discipline. When I'm off it I masturbate about once a day usually for no more than fifteen minutes.
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Well, now I know what you were up to before and after my feed was blown up last night with the occasional Trampoline reblogs.
3622402 haha you follow me on tumblr?!
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Mhmm. It's the blog I sometimes source to share with friends the various elements that exemplify the obnoxious business of living. Like Garnet turning into Tails.
Perfect thing to watch with blueberry waffles.
3622409 those waffles will fuck you up, man.
One story idea? Hmm... who is even on such pills, I wonder? Rainbow Dash? Spike?
3639854 well i'm working on a story right now involving a changeling with poor self control and a sex therapist.
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Huh. That sounds interesting. Male or female changeling, though? Or, let me rephrase: does the lack of self control make the changeling exhaust itself or hype itself up or gorge itself in some way?
And regular therapist or hypnotherapist? Because the latter can become hilarious.