Strange dream · 4:32pm Dec 16th, 2015
So last night I dreamed Twilight Sparkle (Alicorn: 'facepalms - what's wrong with me') showed up at Bag End at the beginning of the hobbit and was going to join Thorin's expedition to The Lonely Mountain; there was also an OC dwarf lawyer there who was coming for some reason.
So they had the council meeting, and then someone went to fill the dishwasher, and then realized from the way the dishwasher was set up that it was the mainframe of a sentient AI robot that was able to make and control undead. So then the evil dishwasher trapped them all in Bag End, starving them, and once a day would choose one of them to hang from the walls to die, therefore making a slow enough death that it could turn them into undead; and all of the other hobbits in Hobbit Town saw this happening and didn't do anything to stop it.
So anyway; I'm 23 today, and this is the dream I begin my new year on. Twilight, a lawyer and Thorin's company, getting murdered slowly and turned into undead by an evil dishwasher. 
Your brain sounds like it could have some fascinating ideas for a Dark version of MLP Time Loops.
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Oh it does!
For example I once started writing a dark disutopianism future where Equestria is ruled by Twilight's son Black Dawn who is hunting the alicorn stewards to absorb their power, with Twilight a leader in a starving, ineffective resistance. Ultimately I chose to write Limits of the Horizon over that one.
Happy birthday!
Huh, you're older than me. Who knew?
At least our evil dishwasher does things cleanly.
Though I wonder why he has to drain them slowly? Isn't undead basically an amalgamation of dead body parts be it separate or whole and just being animated back to life? Just asking.
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It's a double rinse dishwasher.
How old are you btw?
3624168 22 so you're my elder... By half a year.