Fourtune Cookies · 12:29am Dec 12th, 2015
What is the cheesiest fourtune cookie message you have ever gotten? Mine is 'The closing of your favorite book comes soon.' I figured that translated to 'The death to your best friend comes soon.' Whoopidoo, that was years ago and nobody's dead yet.
mine was "your businesses will become booming and you will become super rich by tomorrow." and that was when i was like ten years old, and i didn't have a business and i still don't
3613214 , lol!