'Tis the Season · 2:36pm Dec 8th, 2015

It's coming up to that time of year again, isn't it? Time for festive cheer, to wear corny but comfy sweaters, to eat a crap ton of food. It's the time to receive but also give, except trying to wrap all those presents is a pain in the ass why even bother, y'know? You're just wasting paper, dat ain't very cheery. Don't the trees get presents too? Burp on a tree this Christmas, give it your carbon dioxide.

Oh, right. It's blog time. Read on...

So I'm working on a Christmas oneshot. Should be fun! It'll feature Pinkie, of course, but also the Apples! That's right, I'm hoping to do a Hearthbreakers sequel, this time at the Apple Family Far—

Uh.

Kinda in the middle of something, Flash. You mind?

...

Anyway, yeah, hopefully it'll be a comfy ass fic. Of course, it'll have some shipping in the form of MarbleMa—

Seriously, Flash, do you need something?

No?

Then kindly fuck off, please?

Sorry about that, no idea what's gotten into that dickbag. As I was saying, the relationship between the Apples and the Pies is something I've really wanted explored further because—

Really?! Really, Flash. You're really doing this.

Back off, alright?! You're getting way too close for my liking. Fuck off back to the locker room and have your nerdy friend slap your ass with a towel! Just piss off you retar—

No! N-No stay back! I'm warning you, you'll catch gingervitus! I'm serious, that's a thing! For the love of all that is sacred Flash, stop!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

What will happen to Jake next?! What nerfarious plans does Flash Sentry have in store?!

I dunno.

I'm just a buncha words.

Probably gonna be stupid though.

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