Fable of Modern Materials

This made me laugh:

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[FanOfMostEverything]

We've come a long, long way since bricks.

[Talon and Thorn]

Those are some very rich scientists, no wonder it's a fairy tale.

[Georg]

3595135 Needs more scientific accuracy.

After blowing down the first mobile home, the wolf looked around, but all of the graduate students who were splitting the rent were all still in the school lab.

After blowing down the second home made of cheap 2x4s and Chinese wallboard, the wolf looked around, but the scientist was off in the industrial lab, trying to cram 48 hours worth of tests into the last 12 hours before the product was scheduled to be released by a set of idiots who did not understand physics.

After trying and failing to blow down the third house made out of bricks, the wolf let himself in by the key under the mat and looked around, but the retired scientist was out on a multi-state lecture tour, trying to get funding for the University to open up a lab in his field.

[djthomp]

That was wonderful, as were the previous three comments.