FuturejokespoilerforceGO! · 3:48am Aug 15th, 2012
Okay, so I've introduced two new characters, one of them obviously evil. I'm pretty sure anyone with half a brain knows who the other is. Well, I've ALREADY thought of a great joke for a later chapter. Now, the real reason I'm posting this is so I can remember the joke when its time comes.
"So, we're supposed to be some awesome force of evil slaying?"the The pegasus was practically beaming in joy, upon hearing this.
"Well, that's what all the prophecies say."
Flare piped up from his pillow, his own enthusiasm matching Breaker's. "That's pretty cool! We're like the Justice League!"
"Dude. Everybody knows that Marvel is better than D.C."
"Fine. Then we're like the Avengers!"
The pegasus could hardly contain himself, and lifted off, kicking off of the cieling. "Yeah! We gotta come up with a cool name! OH! I KNOW! How about Deadly Force!"
"That's awesome!" Flare cleared his throat, and took on a movie narrator voice, as Skybreaker began mimicing the theme of a generic action movie. "In a world, where even peace has a weakness, three ponies will do what nopony else is willing to. They are... Deadly Force! Where Harmony fails..."
As if on cue, both stallion chimed "Deadly Force is authorized!" This was followed by a synchronized mid-air high hoof. "Hell yeah!"
Both mares in the room simultaneously facehoofed, groaned, and looked at each other.
The pegasus mare spoke first, as she looked at the unicorn. "Are they always like this?"
"No,"the Star replied, which was met by a premature sigh of relief from Cloudchaser. She looked up at the two stallions who were now fake kung fu fighting, while making crazy noises, and instantly slams her face into her pillow. "No, they're normally like THIS."
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