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There At The Close


I have been all I could be. I think it has been enough.

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  • 431 weeks
    Three Double-Zero!

    Wow. Three Hundred blogs.

    I feel like some sort of celebration is in order...

    No, not a celebration. A promise.

    I will have a new story out by next week.

    No shit, guys. I'm doing this. To quote a certain shitty comic:

    WHERE DOING THIS MAN
    WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN

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    3 comments · 227 views
  • 432 weeks
    Wishy Watches: RWBY and Akame ga Kill

    RWBY

    Happy singles awareness day, Jaune. :)

    Well, shit. I guess that whatever 'It' is, it's fallen now. I'm gonna be blunt here- Pyrrha shouldn't have died. Not after saying goodbye to Jaune like that. Poor bastard probably feels like the crappiest level of crap- well, everyone seems to feel that way.

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  • 432 weeks
    Bio-Break

    *surfaces from the water and crawls onto lifeboat*

    I'VE DONE IT!

    I'M FREE FROM RAPTURE!

    Nah, not really. At most, I have three minutes.

    Anywho, just a lil' reminder that I actually am updating that Bio thingy on my page, so if you ever give two shits about what a crazed teenage nerd does in her spare time, check it out.

    Also, V-Day will finally not be a Me-Day.

    Thanks, Cielle.

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  • 432 weeks
    Bioshock Log 004 - And So It Begins

    >fire
    >byotiful fire
    >fire and wrenches
    >my life is complete
    >oh
    >wait
    >I can fucking hack these turrets?
    >oh my goooood
    >[THE MORE YOU KNOW]
    >i think i had this minigame in first grade on some ancient computers
    >that
    >and a rockin' awesome 'I Spy' thing
    >but anyways
    >with my new robotic slaves, it is only a matter of time before international waters
    >become

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  • 432 weeks
    Bioshock Log 003 - Fwee-Fwee

    >alrighty
    >i must scavenge this
    >uh
    >medical district
    >for a source of fire
    >and by that i mean drugs
    >fire drugs
    >drugs that let me expel fire
    >basically wizard powers
    >wait
    >how did i not realize
    >all those n00bs i killed with the Atlas Brand One-Two Punchâ„¢ had ammo
    >holy fucking shit i have ammo
    >ammo
    >and a wrench
    >and now a machine gun
    >oh man
    >it's heaven
    >anyways
    >hm

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Nov
30th
2015

Sword Art Online's Unnofficial Trailer! · 7:50am Nov 30th, 2015

IN A WORLD

WELL, OK, A VIRTUAL WORLD.

"Link, Start! And never end!"

SOME ASSHOLE TRAPPED 10,000 PEOPLE IN HIS VIRTUAL CASTLE: AINCRAD

"100 floors isn't that big!"

NOW, KAZUTO KIRIGAYA MUST AMASS HIS HAREM OF WOMEN TO FIGHT THE A.I. AND SAVE THE WORLD

"HOLY F*CKING SHIET HE PLAYED THE BETA

THE EDGY ONE

"That's right, Asshole, TWO SWORDS!"

THE BADASS FEMALE LEAD ONE

*eats bread*

THE SWORDMAKER ONE

"Wow, Protagonist suuuuure is dreamy!"

THE SMALL ONE

"SIC 'EM, PINA!"

THE KLEIN BOTTLE

*has one surface*

THE BLACK ONE

"Ha! Who's racist now?"

THERE WILL BE DANGER

"The F*ck do you mean my Meth Crystals don't work here?"

ROMANCE

"We were Protagonists, it was bound to happen."

AND A SHIT TON OF MMO BULLSHIT

*attempts to kill a Lvl1 Boar*

THIS
IS
AINCRAD!

~Natz

What Next?
1. Gurren Lagann
2. The Last Airbender
3. Doctor Who

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You should get a job doing narration for trailers!:rainbowlaugh:

Also, I vote Avatar.

3580994 I'm pretty sure that's still just one vote...


3580996 You flatter me ;3

~Natz

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