SEASON 5 FINALE: Reaction to the episode! (Spoilers)

This is it.

I have my laptop out to watch while I type this. Fuck yeah.

Twilight needs to make a speech for Celestia's magic students... and she needs it perfect. Classic Twilight.

WHAT?! ADS ALREADY?!?! But we're only just past the intro! Bloody American TV.

I'm up at 5am, been up all night just to watch this. This is what true dedication is, to all you bronies out there.

Oh fuck I am so hyped.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT CHRISTMAS, ADS! PONIES OR GET OUT!

MLP reruns? Yaaaaaaaaaay.

IT'S LYRA! AND SEA SWIRL! YAY! AND MOONDANCER!!!!

Spike, get gud m8 at projecting.

Good ol' Larson for creating the Sonic Rainboom episode. Great lore created in that episode.

STARLIGHT GIMMER! YEAHHH!

Look at that shit-eating-grin. Hah!

MAAAAGIC! Snort snort.

D'awww Twilight and Spike. That wing hug was cute.

So this was what Meghan referred to when she said the map could do special things at the beginning of S5?

Spike: Always fucking everything up.

Welcome to cloudsdale, Spike. How the fuck are you standing there?

Op, I spoke too soon about Spike being able to stand.

IT'S A FILLY RAINBOW DASH! A filly... Rainbow Dash!

D'awwww. Twilight is of the cute.

Op-time has been changed.

It is too late. Spike, you called it.

Ads: Let's talk about what the crap just happened.

So, Starlight went back in time, and stopped the sonic rainboom. So, I assume cutie marks will be different/non-existent for mane 6. Spike is being Spike, Twilight is being Twilight, and Starlight seems way too freaking OP.

This is a... standard beginning for a finale. Not bad.

I'm kinda glad for ads, that way I can collect my thoughts. Heh, never thought I'd say that.

I should make reaction videos instead of posting these blogs. Like, actual.

I'd need to get a webcam though. Dunno if I can be bothered.

PONY TIME! YEAH!

Red map... RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE REST OF THE MANE 6! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Crystal Empire takes up half of Equestria... now THAT sounds interesting.

Why is everything hazy you ask? I already know why. Applejack's farm. I'm calling it now.

THE BOUTIQUE! NEIN! DAS IST BAD!

"But I know one place that could never change!" Hah! Don't jinx yourself, Twilight.

Cute Twilight face smudge! :D

Wait. "Flutterdash". Holy shit!

THE WAR AGAINST KING SOMBRA AND THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE!?!?

HOLY FUCK! THIS IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING AWESOME EPISODE! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

CELESTIA POINTS HER HOOF! YARRRR!

PROPER FIGHTING! WOOOOOOOOOW

RD has an iron wing? Crap.

Celestia does something? Fuck me this world is different.

Canning those apples? Fuck yeah, Applejack!

Twilight doesn't know!?!? How is this possible!?

"Soooo predictable?" FFS, of course anyone would try to stop this bitch... whoarse... thing...

VILLAIN DEVELOPMENT! YEAH!!!

Ads. So, let's see. I need a new glass of coke, first. One mo.

Phew, back just in time!

...to see Spike falling to his death. Oh noes...... -_-

Oh, look at this. Fluttershy siding with Starlight. This is a bloody good scene. Holy shit. MORAL FUCKING AMBIGUITY! YEAH!!!!

SHIPPING! YEAH! I LOVE THIS EPISODE!

"IF YOU SAY SOOOOO" Ha! Hahaha.

Oh man, I love grown Twilight talking to young RD. Oh man, this is awesome. Like some sort of fanfic.

Map is green now? Hmmmm.

A reference to death? Holy fucking shit. Never thought I'd see that.

I didn't think I'd see Flutters holding a spear... either... woah.

End of part 1? Nooo, that felt like nowhere near long enough! I'm enjoying this far too much!

We need a recount of part 1? Almost 30 seconds after it? -_- And another intro, great.

Anyway, PART 2, LET'S DO THIS!

I wanna see who wrote this episode. I missed it for the 1st part. It better fuckin be Larson... if it isn't, I'll be so disappoint :(

Ugh, I think I've had too much coke. I've had like 3 liters now, dear god.

Littlest Pet Shop creeps me out. Lol.

"Written by Josh Haber" FUCK! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Fluttershy is really sexy in this costume.

Oh woah, a truth potion. Good.

Wait. Chrysalis and her army? Fuck yeah!

Nice time metaphor from Zecora. I like her a little bit more now.

APPLEJACK IS CHANGELING! NEIN! BATTON ZE- SHE'S THE QUEEN!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! YEAH!!!!! BATTLE!

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! IT'S LIKE CAPTAIN AMERICA 2!

HOLY SHIT, LASER BEAM HORN FIGHT! OHHH MY GOOOOOD! STAR WARZ!

These timberwolves, look really well animated. Holy crap.

Op- nightmare moon time!

I feel like this whole episode is basically a long version of Slice of Life, pandering to all the fans with the return of pretty much everything from every episode.

TIME TRAVEL, YOU SAY? NIGHTMARE MOON, FUCK YEA! "NOW THAT'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SEE" You and me both, Moonie.

Ads: So, what have we seen?

A whole lot of shit. I've seen a whole lot of shit. And it was glorious. We, quite literally, have had a little bit of everything. Moral ambiguity, all the villains, old supporting characters.... everything. And I love it.

Same ads replaying over each other.... ffs

Just looked out my window: Jesus, the sun is coming up. I've pulled an all-nighter.

What saddens me, is that the episode will be ending soon. We've only got like one quarter left. Awwww.

I want a nice ending to this.

NIGHT GUARDS! YEAH! AND RD IS ONE OF THEM! YEAHHH!

I really like Nightmare Moon, actually. Hah.

My god, more Spike abuse.

Woah, cool shot from Nightmare Moon. Hah!

Wait....

DID TWILIGHT DO I- nope, nevermind.

TIREK TIME!

DIs---- hooly shit, woah.

FLIM AND FLAM! HAH! DIGGERZ

Ego? LOL.

Twilight, you're driving Starlight insa- oh my god.

Holy fuck.

Holy fucking shit.

I--no words.

You'll show us? Good. I had some predictions for this.

D'awww, young love.

Phobias. Ah, gotta love to hate 'em.

You know... is the scroll enchanted... or the words? Because previous canon would dictate that the words are what makes the spell, and not the material. In which case, with Twilight's A+ cognitive ability, she would have been able to remember the spell, right?

I probably have no clue as to what I'm talking about.

I need another glass of coke. God, I really am racking them up today. I also need to pee... but that can wait! PONIES ARE HERE!

I'm guessing Sunburst will return...?

Nope. Fuck. DON'T END LIKE THIS! NOOOO! TOO CLICHE!!!!!

NO!

NO NONONONONONONO!

FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Fuck I hated that ending. I'll have to talk about it later.

"One castle of friendship, check!" Hah!

Get a chair for Starlight! DO IT!

Classic EXPOSITION!

Something else in mind? Is Twilight going to give her a kingdom or something?

FUCK. STARLIGHT PULLED A SUNSET SHIMMER!

FUUUUUUCK!!!!

Song: Here we go.

Better be good.

I never mentioned Starlight's magical self-flight. I haven't seen that before.

Starlight returns to the town! Yeah!

BACKGROUND CHARACTERS! YEAH!!

NUZZLES!

WHAT ARE ALL THE PONIES LOOKING AT?!?

Oh. Danm. I was hoping for a custom credits song.

Holy shit, an MLP reference in Littlest Pet Shop. Applejack horse. Hah, LOL, I'm watching a stream :D

Well, I'm going to write up a review for this, and perhaps rewatch the episode. Oh man, what a ride.

If you've stuck around on this blog post for this long, than thankyou so much for coming along for the ride! Oh man, this was so much fun.

Happy season finale, everybrony.