Nov
25th
2015
Hydra word puns... · 3:07pm Nov 25th, 2015
Found an old comment of mine which was amusing (and still is)... I should gather a bunch more of these and try to write a completely idiotic story around 'hydraculture' as a completely idiotic Mel Brooks-style parody: "How to Train Your Hydra".
Hydraphobic = Fear of hydras
Hydraponics = The cultivation of hydras.
Hydraphone = Hydra telephone
Hydradynamic = A very active hydra
Hydraplaning = Flying hydras
Hydrastatic = Hydras that cling to clothing that's just come out of the dryer
Di-hydragen Monoxide = A dangerous, corrosive, super-solvent composed of two hydras and one oxygen. Almost as bad as DHMO itself.
Many ponies will be eaten alive... and I will laugh. 
I don't know how to bring this up since it's pretty rude, but you're not that funny. Your puns and various "I'm going to destroy the world and laugh at the ruins!" jokes are not good. Don't take it just from me, go PM someone on the site, or contact someone on some other forum-type site, that you trust to be honest with you about this type of thing and ask them if they think your jokes are funny, and just dismiss as some guy who can't appreciate certain types of humour if they think your funny. I feel this needed to be said, since your embarrassing yourself to some agree. Again, I know this is pretty rude and insulting, but I do not know how to phrase it better.
3568736 And who are you again?
Silence worm, I entertain myself! You are irrelevant!
Someday, this will be remembered as my only contribution to world literature.
3576385 Someday, world literature will bow to me!
Once world domination and stuff. *imagines all the books bowing to him*